***Elite Fitness Got me LAID***

[Big Rick Rock]

Last Friday I clicked on a thread here, something along the lines of "Online Dating, I gotta get some", I browse the thread and find that a member mentioned a site called myspace.com , I go to that site, register, browse my personal choices, send a message to one girl who had a set of provacative pics, g-strings, sexy outfits,bigger than D boobs, great arse, tan, nice eyes, perfect for myself, my message had no photo, just some mack words with my number, she calls, we go to dinner, go back to her place and do the deed for 2 hours, this girl was great in the sack, she moved a mirror so she could see me while it was doggie time, what a great person, anyway I came to the conclusion that EF was responsible for this and wanted to say thank you. peace



ABOUT TO GO PLATINUM MEMBER

Go Platinum!

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery...

In most cases I would agree with that

 

[jh1]

In most cases I would agree with that

Blow me, Jesus.

 

[Subzeero]

I like doing laundry. Chatting with all da ladies.. hehe.

 

[Synpax]

Last Friday I clicked on a thread here, something along the lines of "Online Dating, I gotta get some", I browse the thread and find that a member mentioned a site called myspace.com , I go to that site, register, browse my personal choices, send a message to one girl who had a set of provacative pics, g-strings, sexy outfits,bigger than D boobs, great arse, tan, nice eyes, perfect for myself, my message had no photo, just some mack words with my number, she calls, we go to dinner, go back to her place and do the deed for 2 hours, this girl was great in the sack, she moved a mirror so she could see me while it was doggie time, what a great person, anyway I came to the conclusion that EF was responsible for this and wanted to say thank you. peace



NON-PLATINUM MEMBER

I call BS. This is an obvious promotion for your site and there is no better way to lure EF members into registering than by suggesting the possibility that they can get an online hookup with anything other than a 50+ porker.

Owned.

 

[Austin316]

I DON'T SAY ABOOT!

I beg to differ

 

[Lestat]

I beg to differ

She most definitely says aboot... and its cute.

 

[Ffactor]

The ffactor is checking out the site as we speak. Wher's BBF and Superdave?

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Cool story Havoc!

 

[Werd]

I call BS. This is an obvious promotion for your site and there is no better way to lure EF members into registering than by suggesting the possibility that they can get an online hookup with anything other than a 50+ porker.

Owned.

Ummmmm you've obviously never seen Havoc's pics.

He is beyond God-like (not to mention the fact that he is very bright and an extremely easy-going and personable guy)... and has no need to lie or exaggerate.

As I said before... if I weren't s'damned moral I'd pinch his god-like cheeks.