***Elite Fitness Got me LAID***

[TheProject]

What a phuckhat!

lol though


NON-PLATINUM MEMBER

LOL

It's been a while since I've gotten to use that one.

 

[Forge]

Good job bro. That site is fucked up, seems like that kind of stuff happens alot on there.

 

[awittyusername]

The part about the mirror got me all misty eyed...

Your just a hopeless romantic

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Don't you have a sammich to make or something?

He ain't makin you a sammich that biatch is doing my laundry!

 

[BileStew]

He ain't makin you a sammich that biatch is doing my laundry!

Do any of you people do laundry? Everytime I read a post, someone is always saying.."Do my laundry bitch".

Do your own fucking laundry!!!! Is detergent that expensive or is seperating whites from colors too complex?

Hat, pwned, bor, rob, biff, broly, borly, sleestack, bush, kerry, Chao's gyno, JB's alcoholism, Zorro's inability to parallel park, garlic, drama, K, GoneWho?

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, what's it all "aboot"?

 

[Werd]

Look babe here are the cold hard facts:

1.) Only gays and girls have AIDs. When a real man gets AIDs, he turns to banging gays cuz all of them have it anyway.

2.) Men will hook up BEFORE a date if they could. Only the girls who *don't* have AIDs that make us wait until after 3-4 dates.

3.) Havoc's physique CANNOT be matched. So don't go there.

4.) Show us your tits.

5.) You need to PM or e-mail me about our last few PMs.

LOL to nummas 1, 2 and 4

got me on numma 3. If I wasn't so pure I would swallow Havoc whole m'self.

So much bullshit you have NO IDEA .... I'll shoot you an email in a few days when I have a better idea of what is going on. Long story short - my ex needs to have his kneecaps broke, but good.

I have custody... but *not really* - bastard refuses to sign any papers and one of my kids is bigtime getting caught. Character building experience I guess. In the end though, I KNOW we'll be all good. We've gone through too much to let this sorry ass motherfucker take us down.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Do any of you people do laundry? Everytime I read a post, someone is always saying.."Do my laundry bitch".

Do your own fucking laundry!!!! Is detergent that expensive or is seperating whites from colors too complex?

Hat, pwned, bor, rob, biff, broly, borly, sleestack, bush, kerry, Chao's gyno, JB's alcoholism, Zorro's inability to parallel park, garlic, drama, K, GoneWho?

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, what's it all "aboot"?

I DON'T SAY ABOOT!

 

[Razorguns]

Last Friday I clicked on a thread here, something along the lines of "Online Dating, I gotta get some", I browse the thread and find that a member mentioned a site called myspace.com

THAT WAS ME!!!!!!

You must now honor me for my handiwork by treating me to lunch!!!!

 

[jh1]

He ain't makin you a sammich that biatch is doing my laundry!

Tisk Tisk....

I AIN"T DOING YOUR LAUNDRY! You do mine... that's how it works... (Please)

 

[jh1]

Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery...

Do any of you people do laundry? Everytime I read a post, someone is always saying.."Do my laundry bitch".