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havoc

havoc

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Last Friday I clicked on a thread here, something along the lines of "Online Dating, I gotta get some", I browse the thread and find that a member mentioned a site called myspace.com , I go to that site, register, browse my personal choices, send a message to one girl who had a set of provacative pics, g-strings, sexy outfits,bigger than D boobs, great arse, tan, nice eyes, perfect for myself, my message had no photo, just some mack words with my number, she calls, we go to dinner, go back to her place and do the deed for 2 hours, this girl was great in the sack, she moved a mirror so she could see me while it was doggie time, what a great person, anyway I came to the conclusion that EF was responsible for this and wanted to say thank you. peace



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Congrats, just goes to show, *anyone* can get laid if you try hard enough.

:)
 
Likelihood she had HIV / another STD: 40 percent.
 
Don't you have a sammich to make or something?

The Ejaculator said:
Always here to brighten everyones day...

Hey how much better are you than all of us losers? Please do remind me.
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The Ejaculator said:
Always here to brighten everyones day...

Hey how much better are you than all of us losers? Please do remind me.
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WTF are you talking about mang? Here's some small words for you:


If you meet a girl on the web, go home with her that night and have sex with her, you're not the first.


Just hope that havoc protected himself.
 
The part about the mirror got me all misty eyed...
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
WTF are you talking about mang? Here's some small words for you:


If you meet a girl on the web, go home with her that night and have sex with her, you're not the first.


Just hope that havoc protected himself.
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Don't worry about me... I'm just messin' wit ya...
 
Code said:
Congrats, just goes to show, *anyone* can get laid if you try hard enough.

:)
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Think about it though, no picture of myself, just a description and basically saying "you won't be dissapointed with my outside but it's the inside that counts", sounds arrogant but it's true, I'm dangerously handsome and my physique can't be matched, plus I can bs with any woman, I pulled a fine ass female with a message on the internet, pretty hype! I really want to link her pics but I can see some of you registering, then sending her a message how this guy on this site said he banged you, etc etc causing some ish that I don't need, one because I will hit that again and two she thinks I'm a nice kind of a guy, reason I posted this was to show that Friday morning I was going out with some friends, had my night planned, then I hit this chick up with an email and I'm knee deep in some ass, what a great surprise, we had the disease/hiv talk, she is cleaner than my laundry. peace


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1) Post the email you sent to her
2) Post her profile
3) Post her pic
4) Post her email
5) Post a pic of a hottie that is butt nekked
 
LOL, no we won't e-mail or IM her homie.
Swear!!



havoc said:
Think about it though, no picture of myself, just a description and basically saying "you won't be dissapointed with my outside but it's the inside that counts", sounds arrogant but it's true, I'm dangerously handsome and my physique can't be matched, plus I can bs with any woman, I pulled a fine ass female with a message on the internet, pretty hype! I really want to link her pics but I can see some of you registering, then sending her a message how this guy on this site said he banged you, etc etc causing some ish that I don't need, one because I will hit that again and two she thinks I'm a nice kind of a guy, reason I posted this was to show that Friday morning I was going out with some friends, had my night planned, then I hit this chick up with an email and I'm knee deep in some ass, what a great surprise, we had the disease/hiv talk, she is cleaner than my laundry. peace


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Code said:
Nope, the gays have it too.
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My point exactly. It is OK for a guy to meet some chic on the web and doink her the first night because there is no way that HE *might* have some disease. After all - only women can be skanks.... LOL

And, of course, what about all the sweet innocent girls who waited till they were 20 something to have sex and only did that dirty deed a handfull of times. There is NO WAY that he had sex w/anyone other than her. So there is NO WAY that he could have infected her...
 
Look babe here are the cold hard facts:

1.) Only gays and girls have AIDs. When a real man gets AIDs, he turns to banging gays cuz all of them have it anyway.

2.) Men will hook up BEFORE a date if they could. Only the girls who *don't* have AIDs that make us wait until after 3-4 dates.

3.) Havoc's physique CANNOT be matched. So don't go there.

4.) Show us your tits.

5.) You need to PM or e-mail me about our last few PMs.



Werd said:
My point exactly. It is OK for a guy to meet some chic on the web and doink her the first night because there is no way that HE *might* have some disease. After all - only women can be skanks.... LOL

And, of course, what about all the sweet innocent girls who waited till they were 20 something to have sex and only did that dirty deed a handfull of times. There is NO WAY that he had sex w/anyone other than her. So there is NO WAY that he could have infected her...
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Havoc.

Images, fe surity.
 
havoc said:
Last Friday I clicked on a thread here, something along the lines of "Online Dating, I gotta get some", I browse the thread and find that a member mentioned a site called myspace.com , I go to that site, register, browse my personal choices, send a message to one girl who had a set of provacative pics, g-strings, sexy outfits,bigger than D boobs, great arse, tan, nice eyes, perfect for myself, my message had no photo, just some mack words with my number, she calls, we go to dinner, go back to her place and do the deed for 2 hours, this girl was great in the sack, she moved a mirror so she could see me while it was doggie time, what a great person, anyway I came to the conclusion that EF was responsible for this and wanted to say thank you. peace



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lol, my gosh. I didnt know it was that easy!! of course I'm not looking to get laid, but still....
 
lol @ Chode

This was just a thank you to Elite, nothing else, I give Elite a lot of the credit, just an unexpected, yet welcome surprise. peace







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WTF? You`re not even plat! How did this happen? There must be something wrong hereor.... you`re just lying, STRAIGHT UP LYING!
 
havoc said:
I'm dangerously handsome and my physique can't be matched
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superqt4u2nv said:
He ain't makin you a sammich that biatch is doing my laundry! ;)
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Do any of you people do laundry? Everytime I read a post, someone is always saying.."Do my laundry bitch".

Do your own fucking laundry!!!! Is detergent that expensive or is seperating whites from colors too complex?

Hat, pwned, bor, rob, biff, broly, borly, sleestack, bush, kerry, Chao's gyno, JB's alcoholism, Zorro's inability to parallel park, garlic, drama, K, GoneWho?

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, what's it all "aboot"?
 
Code said:
Look babe here are the cold hard facts:

1.) Only gays and girls have AIDs. When a real man gets AIDs, he turns to banging gays cuz all of them have it anyway.

2.) Men will hook up BEFORE a date if they could. Only the girls who *don't* have AIDs that make us wait until after 3-4 dates.

3.) Havoc's physique CANNOT be matched. So don't go there.

4.) Show us your tits.

5.) You need to PM or e-mail me about our last few PMs.
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LOL to nummas 1, 2 and 4

got me on numma 3. If I wasn't so pure I would swallow Havoc whole m'self. :verygood:

So much bullshit you have NO IDEA .... I'll shoot you an email in a few days when I have a better idea of what is going on. Long story short - my ex needs to have his kneecaps broke, but good.

I have custody... but *not really* - bastard refuses to sign any papers and one of my kids is bigtime getting caught. Character building experience I guess. In the end though, I KNOW we'll be all good. We've gone through too much to let this sorry ass motherfucker take us down.
 
BileStew said:
Do any of you people do laundry? Everytime I read a post, someone is always saying.."Do my laundry bitch".

Do your own fucking laundry!!!! Is detergent that expensive or is seperating whites from colors too complex?

Hat, pwned, bor, rob, biff, broly, borly, sleestack, bush, kerry, Chao's gyno, JB's alcoholism, Zorro's inability to parallel park, garlic, drama, K, GoneWho?

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, what's it all "aboot"?
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I DON'T SAY ABOOT!







:splat:
 
havoc said:
Last Friday I clicked on a thread here, something along the lines of "Online Dating, I gotta get some", I browse the thread and find that a member mentioned a site called myspace.com
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THAT WAS ME!!!!!!

You must now honor me for my handiwork by treating me to lunch!!!!
 
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery...




BileStew said:
Do any of you people do laundry? Everytime I read a post, someone is always saying.."Do my laundry bitch".
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havoc said:
Last Friday I clicked on a thread here, something along the lines of "Online Dating, I gotta get some", I browse the thread and find that a member mentioned a site called myspace.com , I go to that site, register, browse my personal choices, send a message to one girl who had a set of provacative pics, g-strings, sexy outfits,bigger than D boobs, great arse, tan, nice eyes, perfect for myself, my message had no photo, just some mack words with my number, she calls, we go to dinner, go back to her place and do the deed for 2 hours, this girl was great in the sack, she moved a mirror so she could see me while it was doggie time, what a great person, anyway I came to the conclusion that EF was responsible for this and wanted to say thank you. peace



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Go Platinum!
 
havoc said:
Last Friday I clicked on a thread here, something along the lines of "Online Dating, I gotta get some", I browse the thread and find that a member mentioned a site called myspace.com , I go to that site, register, browse my personal choices, send a message to one girl who had a set of provacative pics, g-strings, sexy outfits,bigger than D boobs, great arse, tan, nice eyes, perfect for myself, my message had no photo, just some mack words with my number, she calls, we go to dinner, go back to her place and do the deed for 2 hours, this girl was great in the sack, she moved a mirror so she could see me while it was doggie time, what a great person, anyway I came to the conclusion that EF was responsible for this and wanted to say thank you. peace



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I call BS. This is an obvious promotion for your site and there is no better way to lure EF members into registering than by suggesting the possibility that they can get an online hookup with anything other than a 50+ porker.

Owned.
 
Cool story Havoc!
 
Synpax said:
I call BS. This is an obvious promotion for your site and there is no better way to lure EF members into registering than by suggesting the possibility that they can get an online hookup with anything other than a 50+ porker.

Owned.
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Ummmmm you've obviously never seen Havoc's pics.

He is beyond God-like (not to mention the fact that he is very bright and an extremely easy-going and personable guy)... and has no need to lie or exaggerate.

As I said before... if I weren't s'damned moral I'd pinch his god-like cheeks. ;)
 
you guys are making me curious i wanna see a pic of havoc. I always imagined him looking like a jamaica gigolo with sunburnt retinas
 
havoc said:
Last Friday I clicked on a thread here, something along the lines of "Online Dating, I gotta get some", I browse the thread and find that a member mentioned a site called myspace.com , I go to that site, register, browse my personal choices, send a message to one girl who had a set of provacative pics, g-strings, sexy outfits,bigger than D boobs, great arse, tan, nice eyes, perfect for myself, my message had no photo, just some mack words with my number, she calls, we go to dinner, go back to her place and do the deed for 2 hours, this girl was great in the sack, she moved a mirror so she could see me while it was doggie time, what a great person, anyway I came to the conclusion that EF was responsible for this and wanted to say thank you. peace



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Congratz bud, pass me her number! :artist:
 
Oh yeah, when you're donw with her. Post up her digits so the rest of us can take a ride.
 
Havoc, man, with your personality, wit and look, you could get laid wherever. why should online dating be any different.
 
Werd said:
LOL to nummas 1, 2 and 4

got me on numma 3. If I wasn't so pure I would swallow Havoc whole m'self. :verygood:

So much bullshit you have NO IDEA .... I'll shoot you an email in a few days when I have a better idea of what is going on. Long story short - my ex needs to have his kneecaps broke, but good.

I have custody... but *not really* - bastard refuses to sign any papers and one of my kids is bigtime getting caught. Character building experience I guess. In the end though, I KNOW we'll be all good. We've gone through too much to let this sorry ass motherfucker take us down.
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lord....somehow you've managed to turn yet another thread into something that's all about you.....:o
 
i was looking for the part u found out she was really a man and u enjoyed it J/k. at least someone is getting laid around here. help a brother out. i dont mind sloppy 2nds!
 
This post inspired me to look on that there website and check things out for myself. It had a lot of people on it though who seemed to be getting on just fine without me so I didn't bother trying to prove to them how awesome I was so they'd all come have the sex. I was really hopeful for a minute though.
 
jerkbox said:
lord....somehow you've managed to turn yet another thread into something that's all about you.....:o
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How pretell did *I* manage to do jack shit?

Can you not read? I posted an answer on this thread (as is the right of all who arent retarded enough to get themselves banned) and Code authored a post directed towards me, I gave a very short reply telling him that I would PM/email him about his post.

For once and for all, either pull your fuckin' underoos out of your ass or put me on ignore. I am getting bored with YOUR drama.


Now back to talking about Havoc's unparalelled genetics..... ;)
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Bah nice try I don't say aboot!!!
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You know that I have nuthin but love fer ya....

*cough*


But you DO say aboot. :rose:



(I have many flaws, but dishonesty aint hardly one of 'em.)
 
jerkbox said:
i think you meant to say pray tell.
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There was a time when I used to go back and check my posts for typos, grammatical errors, etc....

Wasted too much of my precious time. I could care less anymore, but thank you for pointing my error. Does this mean that you have now removed that unattractive wad of fabric from your arse?
 
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