Eating bulls testicals to increase testosterone...What do yall bitches think of that!

[JohnyJuice]

I was doing some research on the origins of testosterone, and the first studies on it (before it could be synthesized) was done using people eating mashed bull nuts. It wss actually the first pissing contest ever studied. Men could not only gain weight quicker than before they were not, but they could also piss farther. I am gonna track down some mashed bull balls and eat them. Not only am i getting some test, ia m also saving money. A little juice that could be eaten as a meal also. 2 birds with one stone is what i'm thinking.

 

[Stew Meat]

Steroids have shown to be transferable to humans from eating meat of animals that had been injected with esterfied anabolics... however, pure testosterone in bull's nuts would be in the form of suspension which is only active for hours... Testosterone in testicles is probably not bound to carrier proteins...

So, for this reason, I'd say it would be useless... And that sure as hell doesn't sound like a scientific controlled study I'm sure it was a placebo effect.



-Stew

 

[solidspine]

Be careful when you are under the bull trying to eat his balls, if he starts to get a hard-on run for your life.

 

[JohnyJuice]

Suspension would be absolutly right. Thats way you gotta eat some balls every day. I would eat a pound of anything if i thought it would make me grow!

 

[Frackal]

Dude, if you've got the urge ta suck on a bull's nuts...don't try and justify it with some bodybuilding benefit...pretty soon you're gonna be talkin' like old Ranger...
"Test suppositories in the form of man-semen is the best method of absortion plus it's a whole lot more fun then injec...." etc...

 

[HardbodyAC]

If you are that horny you can lick on Deez Nutts!

 

[ItalMonster]

When I was 12 visiting some relatives in Colorado they gave me Rocky Mountain Oysters....... I thought they were really large oysters...lol At least they didn't taste bad, just like fried chicken...lol

 

[YellowD]

You mean there's other ways to get testosterone besides eating bull nuts?!

 

[strengthmonster]

I remember reading something years ago about how Arnold would eat the balls of mountain goats in Austria as a child and continued to do so during his younger bodybuilding days in Austria.

 

[The Ranger]

... Ah Yesssssss.....Mountain Oysters and Goober's peas....the subtle life of a red-neck.....heh heh heh....fuck you Frackal...

Ranger

 

[Bubba]

LMFAO!!!!

Make sure you keep a journal here on your progress and keep us all updated on your gains!

 

[Starski]

The reason oral test's are 17aa is to prevent the liver breaking down the test on its way through. Unless the bull wnose nuts you have decided to consume has had his nuts 17aa then you would be wasting your time...

Starski

 

[marky]

"......Goodness how delicious , eatin goober peas"

Remember Orchic Extract?

 

[waterboy]

I think I am cool on the bull nuts ..ill pass

 

[JohnyJuice]

Glad to see i got a rise out of some of you. It was a joke, in case you thought i was serious. I think i will skip the bull nuts in my first cycle and replace them with enanthate

 

[MikeyLikesJuice]

darn, and I wanted you to tell us how they tasted!

 

[JohnyJuice]

the funny thing is, when one of my friends read my post, he was like "dude, would that actually work?"
So itold him to lick my nuts and find out.

 

[The Bull]

You can't eat my NUTS.......LOL....well maybe after a few drinks.....

 

[ajc]

Some guys will try anything. Next thing you know, he'll be trying to "milk" a bull like in Kingpin

 

[-BosS-]

Well I sure hope you run fast cuz after you stick your head under there and take a big bite(MMmmmmmm) I would think he might be a little pissed off. OH and another thing I would suggest tryin to make sure you got them off in one bite cuz I dont think you have time to stay under there gnawin away.

heheh got bored, well getting a little sick now gotta go

 

[BONZ^]

Be careful when you are under the bull trying to eat his balls, if he starts to get a hard-on run for your life.

HAHAHAHAHA...

 

[MassAmania]

I'M PLANNING MY NEXT CYCLE NOW, WHAT I NEED TO KNOW IS HOW MANY MGS PER NUT!

 

[JohnyJuice]

i hear its about 200mg per ounce of tea bag

 

[waterboy]

lol

 

[KrazyK]

last year a local hartford radio station had a "bull's balls challenge". It was like the Iron Chef show to see who could cook up the best tasting bull's balls. I think the winner was the beer battered balls.

 

[40butpumpin]

And the chef could piss a whopping 300 feet! LMAO!!!

 

[ROIDJUNKIE]

Did you guys know that horse nuts are as good as bull nuts for keeping gains? I have a friend whose cousin knows a pro bodybuilder. Now, of course I can't mention this pro bb's name , but TRUST me.....we all know who he is and he talks to doctors and scientists all the time.

This pro bb snacks on horse nuts all day and gains crazy size and strength. The only juice he takes is a shot of enanthate (100mg) every week w/ the horse nuts. Post cycle he keeps his gains on smaller nuts like goose nuts, fish nuts, iguana nuts, and frog nuts.

The only danger is that eating all these nuts can cause cancer.

LOL I can;t stop laughing!

 

[40butpumpin]

Mr

Fish nuts? Come on, fish have nuts? This must be a joke. Also, where the hell is he getting horse nuts? He sure isn't killing horses for them and I also doubt there's someone who'll remove them from a horse just so he can eat them. Come on, you can't be serious!