Does this count as having sex???

[Dogballs]

my girl asked me the question of how many girls I have been with. I didnt count one because I had "whiskey dick" and she was dried up. It was nothing more than finally getting it in and deciding that it wasnt gonna work. should I count this as having sex? ofcourse I wanna be the good boyfriend and be totally honest with her when she asks such things.

 

[acuraman]

You penetrated the promise land. Looks like Sex sounds like sex must be sex

 

[Dogballs]

acura your right.

but I guess a better question is, it was a one night stand and nothing really happened, is it even worth mentioning to the GF?

 

[Kahn]

always be honest or you'll forget your lies and fuck yourself. Anyway, tell her there was the time you attempted but failed at sex. Tell her not laugh, she'll be getting deca dick here shortly.

 

[BathBeachBoy]

No need to be honest . What you don't say is not a lie. Some things are just fun to keep to yourself. So many people feel they have to spill thier guts, I'll never understand that????? When they say I have a few skeletons in the closet, I reply, Hell no! I've got a whole F****n graveyard. LOL LOL LOL
BBB

 

[NY Muscle]

yeah man i have the same dilemma
when i as like 20 i remember this chic was in my car riding me and after literally 30 seconds i told her to get off cause #1 i didnt find her all that attractive and #2 i couldnt get fully hard from her.

should i count that as a 1/2 to my total count of women i slept with? lol

 

[NY Muscle]

If you dont' cum, it don't count.

damn!
you know how many times i didnt cum? lol

soemtiems i go so long im too tired to cum or the nut just wont bust and i lose 10lbs sweating trying to.

damn if thats how you count sex partners then ive only fucked a few girls

lol

 

[raft]

close enough to catch an STD,
close enough to count for me.

 

[8-]]

I'd say that it counts.

Does it really matter to your g/f if there is one extra on the total?

 

[StillGreg]

Rule of thumb

My old rule of thumb is that unless you pull out and deliver a big money shot in the chops, it really doesn't completely count. Money shot scores a full point. Anything less is a half point at best. Vaginal penetration followed by anal followed by a money shot earns a point and a half. This is the standard measure of intercourse, isn't it?