Do you think I'm fat?

[plifter]

When a woman asks you this question, what is the correct answer? I've never answered this correctly. I've said yes, no, I'm not sure, I feigned deafness once but none of these were the appropriate response.

If I answer "No honey, you look fine", she'll say "you're lying just to make me feel better!".

If I answer "Yes honey, you're overweight", she responds by hitting me with a kitchen appliance.

If I say "I'm not sure" she says "You never pay enough attention to me!"

If I feign deafness she starts crying and says "You never listen to me!".

Whatever you do, don't say "Honey, you should start going to the gym with me." I'm not sure why but when I said this to a girlfriend once I was rapidly ejected from my own apartment.

 

[kunta]

just get her a membership at a fitness center for her bday, maybe she'll get the hint.....make sure to have a bovine on the card too

 

[cm3504jm]

The correct answer.

Well, honey. I know that I need to loose a few pounds, lets motivate each other.

When you get hungry, you can take me in. If I get hungry, expect to be thrashing around as I get my fill of you.

 

[Frackal]

"Bitch, if ya didn't already know you were fat, you wouldn't be asking me wouldja? Are you retarted? Can't you look at yourself and tell if you're fat or not?"

 

[Iceman121]

How could that conversation ever come up? None of the women you go out with would ever be overweight, plifter.........

 

[Drizzt]

.........

If a girl asks you "does this make me look fat" just say no honey. Vision makes you fat the ability to see is what makes you fat. Easy as that.

Drizz

 

[Milhouse]

Just say "I think you are beautiful period"

You should be worrying more about not falling asleep while eating the beaver though.

 

[plifter]

My present girl isn't heavy at all. I just know she's going to ask me this question at some point.
For the record, I didn't fall asleep while I was feasting on the taco, it was afterwards. She got her thrills, I was just too lazy to get mine.

 

[pauly]

"Bitch, if ya didn't already know you were fat, you wouldn't be asking me wouldja? Are you retarted? Can't you look at yourself and tell if you're fat or not?"

 

[plifter]

I'd like to hear what a woman has to say about this.