Do you talk about sex with your parents?

[Mr. Black]

Yep, I even recall the topic of anal sex some how coming into conversation during dinner.

 

[Raina]

No but they've tried to mention it to my sister and I. My mom said the word "penis" at the dinner table when we were out to eat on Saturday. My sister noted she's never seen me raise a wine glass to my lips faster.

 

[chefbone]

LMFAO!!

True story bro. I can't make that kind of shit up. Since then, that chick got some DD's put in her chest. 5'3, 120 with 36 DD's....and now she's 40. I so want to fuck that chick again.

 

[pintoca]

Yep, I even recall the topic of anal sex some how coming into conversation during dinner.

without lube

 

[seizer]

I remember telling my dad about this broad giving me a BJ. This chick stared at me the whole time. He cracked up. I didn't think it was funny. If you want to look up every so often, fine, but she should be paying attention to the task at hand.

I also banged this broad that my Dad and I met at the Bar one day while I was on vacation from school. Hot chica, mid 30's, smooth body. I was 21 BTW. Anyways, after the romp in the sac, I said I would call. I didn't. She knew where my Dad worked and went and talked to him, asking for my number. He met her that night at the bar and socked it to her. So my father has actually had my sloppy seconds.

thats funny and nasty at the same time!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I remember telling my dad about this broad giving me a BJ. This chick stared at me the whole time. He cracked up. I didn't think it was funny. If you want to look up every so often, fine, but she should be paying attention to the task at hand.

I also banged this broad that my Dad and I met at the Bar one day while I was on vacation from school. Hot chica, mid 30's, smooth body. I was 21 BTW. Anyways, after the romp in the sac, I said I would call. I didn't. She knew where my Dad worked and went and talked to him, asking for my number. He met her that night at the bar and socked it to her. So my father has actually had my sloppy seconds.

now thats some nasty shit right there

appletrees bro, appletrees

 

[stilleto]

I remember telling my dad about this broad giving me a BJ. This chick stared at me the whole time. He cracked up. I didn't think it was funny. If you want to look up every so often, fine, but she should be paying attention to the task at hand.

I also banged this broad that my Dad and I met at the Bar one day while I was on vacation from school. Hot chica, mid 30's, smooth body. I was 21 BTW. Anyways, after the romp in the sac, I said I would call. I didn't. She knew where my Dad worked and went and talked to him, asking for my number. He met her that night at the bar and socked it to her. So my father has actually had my sloppy seconds.

LOL!!
its good you can talk to your parents like that. I'm pretty open with mine.
btw, this is the second time that a bj was referred to as "the task at HAND" today.
its "the task at mouth".

 

[pintoca]

LOL!!
its good you can talk to your parents like that. I'm pretty open with mine.
btw, this is the second time that a bj was referred to as "the task at HAND" today.
its "the task at mouth".

REPOST!!!!!!

 

[aandd]

One day, a while after my mom had passed, I ws on the phone with my dad and asked him what his plans for the evening were. He replied thta he was going to the bar because "come hell or high water he was going to find a girl to give him a blow job". It was all I could do not to throw up then.

Dad caught on that I felt uncomfortable and hasn't mentioned his sex life, or want of, since then.

 

[swole]

I joke with my mother about it, then she tells me in her little accent that I'm gross.