do me a favor. diagnose me

[stilleto]

i get an ache in my ovaries sometimes

does it last for 3 days ever?

 

[Smurfy]

does it last for 3 days ever?

no, usually like 5 mins

 

[Scotsman]

does it last for 3 days ever?

Did you ever think that maybe you're just old and menopause is kicking in?



















Sorry couldn't resist.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[stilleto]

Did you ever think that maybe you're just old and menopause is kicking in?



















Sorry couldn't resist.

Cheers,
Scotsman

i've often noticed i'm old, but i know menopause is not anywhere close to me. I am insanely fertile still.
Like... I can't be near any man who isn't wearing pants.

 

[Scotsman]

i've often noticed i'm old, but i know menopause is not anywhere close to me. I am insanely fertile still.
Like... I can't be near any man who isn't wearing pants.

What about men in kilts?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[FISHTALES]

no, usually like 5 mins

I would say thats when your with me but we know I dont last that long.