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Do accidental blowjobs...

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CipherLock said:


How did it taste?

ba dum dum :D
 
i have always considered EVERYTHING short of actual penetration as foreplay, not getting laid.
 
are you asking if getting oral is the same as getting laid, or are you asking if penetration should be expected after getting oral??
 
This thread makes me think about Ffactor's grandmother. Is that who you macking HellorHighWater?
 
CipherLock said:
This thread makes me think about Ffactor's grandmother. Is that who you macking HellorHighWater?

In which case, he's concerned with flavor, so eat less high acid foods.
 
jerkbox said:
are you asking if getting oral is the same as getting laid, or are you asking if penetration should be expected after getting oral??

Naw... Not really... I'm asking if it counts as getting laid, even though I had absolutely NOTHING to do with it (except the grand finale--I'll take credit for that). Zero effort sex is sex?

I feel like I'm cheating the system. :confused:
 
hellorhih2o said:


Naw... Not really... I'm asking if it counts as getting laid, even though I had absolutely NOTHING to do with it (except the grand finale--I'll take credit for that). Zero effort sex is sex?

I feel like I'm cheating the system. :confused:
Hi Hellorhih2o. I'd say as long as you enjoyed it it doesn't matter really. And the other person did too. In the end it is honestly caring about another person that matters - the method(s) employed can run the full spectrum... I just hope you gave your ALL when "responding". And I hope they swallowed too. To me if a Man makes it it must be swallowed if the other person really cares. Take Care, John H.
 
It depends... did he come?

What was his name?
 
hellorhih2o said:
... constitute getting laid?

Accidental = not planned, not anticipated, not requested and not initiated on my part at all.

How is it an accident?Did she accidently fall over with her lips around your cock while you accidently had your pants down?;)
 
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deteras1 said:


How is it an accident?Did she accidently fall over with her lips around your cock while you accidently had your pants down?;)

Accidental as in accidental on MY part. Completely.
 
Re: Re: Re: Do accidental blowjobs...

hellorhih2o said:


Accidental as in accidental on MY part. Completely.

Roofies in his drink and your hands on his head were accidental. Completely understandable. Happens to all of us.
 
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ohashi said:


Roofies in his drink and your hands on his head were accidental. Completely understandable. Happens to all of us.


lmao
 
Classic Tales.....

John H. said:
Hi Mr. Here's how I think about blowjobs. The person you are with should care about you and you them. If that is true THEY should DO all they can to drain you COMPLETELY and THOROUGHLY and you should so ALL you can NOT to - HOLD BACK as long as you can NEVER seemingly to give it up - allow their sucking on your cock, playing with its veins, the head and piss slit, alternatingly squeezing and holding and tugging and loving your ENTIRE cock and balls to drive YOU AND THEM COMPLETELY SEXUALLY NUTS FOR DESIRE AND WANT OF IT. MAKE IT LAST AND LAST! BUT DO NOT GIVE IN until you think you will COMPLETELY GO CRAZY if you do not. Learn to ram it down their throat and have them learn to take it ALL down their throat in and out, in and out, in and out. It is very much like Bodybuilding. You EARN your "Muscle" here - BOTH of you. The other person MUST do everything they can FOR you doing everything they can to please you even to the point of it being excruciatingly WONDERFUL and you are "going to loose your mind" and the same MUST APPLY for what you do to and for them. They also must learn to deal with the gag reflexes - which a person who cares honestly can learn to deal with. It should be like swallowing a glass of milk when the other person is sucking on your dick when it is its hugest and thickest, a teasing BY them FOR YOU and a teasing by YOU FOR THEM. MAKE it LAST as long as HUMANLY POSSIBLE and they should and MUST do the same for you. It is a joining of each person that CARES for each other. EACH person MUST CARE MORE for the other person. And when the time comes for you to cum I feel it is an honor, priviledge, and is respectful and loving to receive that person's cum and swallow every drop. If he goes to the trouble and care to make his load(s) for you, you should be caring, respectful, etc. to swallow every drop and waste none. And then, after awhile start all over again. You do not want the other person to ever feel as if they have not been COMPLETELY DRAINED LOVINGLY. The Gender of a person has absolutely nothing to do with this at all. That EACH PERSON CARES HONESTLY about the other DOES. Also, I feel that FOREPLAY is VERY IMPORTANT. Each person should and I feel must play with and fondle the other person's ENTIRE BODY FIRST before any real Sex happens as a way of understanding each other and getting to know each other EVEN if you already "know" that person. It is a way of saying "hello" and "I LOVE you" to the other person. Also learn what foods and drinks (NOT alcoholic) you should consume to BE TOTALLY HEALTHY so that when it comes time for another to swallow your load(s) those loads will be very very welcome and tasteful and nutritious. You want them to WANT to come back for more.... Take Care, John H.
 
hellorhih2o said:


Naw... Not really... I'm asking if it counts as getting laid, even though I had absolutely NOTHING to do with it (except the grand finale--I'll take credit for that). Zero effort sex is sex?

I feel like I'm cheating the system. :confused:

Are you keeping score for tax purposes?
 
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ohashi said:


Roofies in his drink and your hands on his head were accidental. Completely understandable. Happens to all of us.
herve quervo is your friend!!:p :p
 
Re: Classic Tales.....

chiba102 said:
Hi Chiba. Thanks for posting that. I COMPLETEY STAND BY EVERY WORD of that statement I made! It is as truthful and complete as possible and very accurate. NOT just because I say so but because I KNOW it is true!! I hope you share all the damn good information you have with others here too. In the end we all BENEFIT BIGTIME from honestly helping each other. No one is really alone in life, living, learning, etc. Your posts have always GREATLY HELPED others. I sincerely hope you will always be willing to share your knowledge and sources with others. Thank You! TDGC, John H.
 
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BO-DEN said:


not if you ask BILL CLINTON
Hi Bo. Bill Clinton DID NOT lie IF you really think about it. Unless you are willing to call the majority of Males in the United States liars. In the books SEXUAL BEHAVIOR IN THE HUMAN MALE and SEXUAL BEHAVIOR IN THE HUMAN FEMALE, Dr. Alfred Kinsey and his associates asked Men what they thought was ACTUAL Sex. They were asked if they thought Oral Sex was Sex. I can not remember the exact figure but I believe it was around 75% of ALL MEN felt Oral Sex WAS NOT actual Sex. The research for these books was done roughly between 1934 thru 1948 and even after. A time when people were more likely to answer truthfully questions posed to them. These books have stood the test of time and have basically been backed up in their findings subsequently. It is felt that there probably never will be more complete and thorough research done as was done by Dr. Alfred Kinsey and his associates. It is very interesting to read about how the research was actually done, the methods utilized, the hardships in obtaining the information,, the limitations, etc. These books ARE VERY WELL WORTH READING. Take Care, John H.
 
i found myself the receipent of an "accidential" bj last saturday night/sunday morning, after a long night of socializing and drinking and bar hopping. we were both judged too drunk to drive home and were dumped into the one remaining bed at a friend's house.....one thing led to another....TOTALLY unexpected!!it was an awesome event! :p :p
 
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John H. said:
Hi Bo. Bill Clinton DID NOT lie IF you really think about it. Unless you are willing to call the majority of Males in the United States liars. In the books SEXUAL BEHAVIOR IN THE HUMAN MALE and SEXUAL BEHAVIOR IN THE HUMAN FEMALE, Dr. Alfred Kinsey and his associates asked Men what they thought was ACTUAL Sex. They were asked if they thought Oral Sex was Sex. I can not remember the exact figure but I believe it was around 75% of ALL MEN felt Oral Sex WAS NOT actual Sex. The research for these books was done roughly between 1934 thru 1948 and even after. A time when people were more likely to answer truthfully questions posed to them. These books have stood the test of time and have basically been backed up in their findings subsequently. It is felt that there probably never will be more complete and thorough research done as was done by Dr. Alfred Kinsey and his associates. It is very interesting to read about how the research was actually done, the methods utilized, the hardships in obtaining the information,, the limitations, etc. These books ARE VERY WELL WORTH READING. Take Care, John H.

oh.my.god.

never thought id see this here
 
rnch said:
i found myself the receipent of an "accidential" bj last saturday night/sunday morning, after a long night of socializing and drinking and bar hopping. we were both judged too drunk to drive home and were dumped into the one remaining bed at a friend's house.....one thing led to another....TOTALLY unexpected!!it was an awesome event! :p :p

Not even close. Mine was WAAY more accidental than yours.
 
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