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Do accidental blowjobs...

hellorhih2o said:
... constitute getting laid?

Accidental = not planned, not anticipated, not requested and not initiated on my part at all.

How is it an accident?Did she accidently fall over with her lips around your cock while you accidently had your pants down?;)
 
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deteras1 said:


How is it an accident?Did she accidently fall over with her lips around your cock while you accidently had your pants down?;)

Accidental as in accidental on MY part. Completely.
 
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hellorhih2o said:


Accidental as in accidental on MY part. Completely.

Roofies in his drink and your hands on his head were accidental. Completely understandable. Happens to all of us.
 
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ohashi said:


Roofies in his drink and your hands on his head were accidental. Completely understandable. Happens to all of us.


lmao
 
Classic Tales.....

John H. said:
Hi Mr. Here's how I think about blowjobs. The person you are with should care about you and you them. If that is true THEY should DO all they can to drain you COMPLETELY and THOROUGHLY and you should so ALL you can NOT to - HOLD BACK as long as you can NEVER seemingly to give it up - allow their sucking on your cock, playing with its veins, the head and piss slit, alternatingly squeezing and holding and tugging and loving your ENTIRE cock and balls to drive YOU AND THEM COMPLETELY SEXUALLY NUTS FOR DESIRE AND WANT OF IT. MAKE IT LAST AND LAST! BUT DO NOT GIVE IN until you think you will COMPLETELY GO CRAZY if you do not. Learn to ram it down their throat and have them learn to take it ALL down their throat in and out, in and out, in and out. It is very much like Bodybuilding. You EARN your "Muscle" here - BOTH of you. The other person MUST do everything they can FOR you doing everything they can to please you even to the point of it being excruciatingly WONDERFUL and you are "going to loose your mind" and the same MUST APPLY for what you do to and for them. They also must learn to deal with the gag reflexes - which a person who cares honestly can learn to deal with. It should be like swallowing a glass of milk when the other person is sucking on your dick when it is its hugest and thickest, a teasing BY them FOR YOU and a teasing by YOU FOR THEM. MAKE it LAST as long as HUMANLY POSSIBLE and they should and MUST do the same for you. It is a joining of each person that CARES for each other. EACH person MUST CARE MORE for the other person. And when the time comes for you to cum I feel it is an honor, priviledge, and is respectful and loving to receive that person's cum and swallow every drop. If he goes to the trouble and care to make his load(s) for you, you should be caring, respectful, etc. to swallow every drop and waste none. And then, after awhile start all over again. You do not want the other person to ever feel as if they have not been COMPLETELY DRAINED LOVINGLY. The Gender of a person has absolutely nothing to do with this at all. That EACH PERSON CARES HONESTLY about the other DOES. Also, I feel that FOREPLAY is VERY IMPORTANT. Each person should and I feel must play with and fondle the other person's ENTIRE BODY FIRST before any real Sex happens as a way of understanding each other and getting to know each other EVEN if you already "know" that person. It is a way of saying "hello" and "I LOVE you" to the other person. Also learn what foods and drinks (NOT alcoholic) you should consume to BE TOTALLY HEALTHY so that when it comes time for another to swallow your load(s) those loads will be very very welcome and tasteful and nutritious. You want them to WANT to come back for more.... Take Care, John H.
 
hellorhih2o said:


Naw... Not really... I'm asking if it counts as getting laid, even though I had absolutely NOTHING to do with it (except the grand finale--I'll take credit for that). Zero effort sex is sex?

I feel like I'm cheating the system. :confused:

Are you keeping score for tax purposes?
 
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ohashi said:


Roofies in his drink and your hands on his head were accidental. Completely understandable. Happens to all of us.
herve quervo is your friend!!:p :p
 
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