Dick Size Is Meaningless

[b fold the truth]

If size matters...I am in serious trouble.

 

[The Dude]

I HAVE A FUCKING 5.25 INCH DICK, I KID YOU NOT. AND IT IS NOT PARTICULARLY THICK EITHER. BUT I HAVE FUCKED MORE WOMEN THAN MOST PEOPLE EVER WILL.

SCREW A 7 INCH DICK, MINE IS GOOD ENOUGH.

If all was good, then why start this thread and rant? Did someone giggle inappropriately recently?

 

[The Dude]

Oh yeah, one other thing. Size may "not matter," but most the girls I've known make fun of guys with small cocks. If they're really nice guys, they may be nice and say, "he's such a nice guy or a sweet guy, but I heard..."

Sure it's how you use it, but they really like to be filled up.

 

[b fold the truth]

Oh yeah, one other thing. Size may "not matter," but most the girls I've known make fun of guys with small cocks. If they're really nice guys, they may be nice and say, "he's such a nice guy or a sweet guy, but I heard..."

Sure it's how you use it, but they really like to be filled up.

You aren't building up my confidence any at all. If a woman laughed at me....I'd probably cry.

B True

 

[Bikini Mod]

*SNORT* @ Bfold!