Dear So and So:

[nangiggles]

Dear mother in-law,

Wtf would you pick the last 2 min of the Superbowl to talk to my Pat's fan mother? Way to ruin shit.

Nan

 

[miplank]

Thought it was ex mother in law

 

[bigbassturd]

I just took a shit in my living room floor and puked off my balcony

 

[nangiggles]

Thought it was ex mother in law

In the process. That's what their convo was, a good bye.

 

[sexyMFer]

I just took a shit in my living room floor and puked off my balcony

I would've shit off the balcony and puked in the living room if I had to choose

 

[miplank]

In the process. That's what their convo was, a good bye.

So what was the issue??

 

[bigbassturd]

I'm puking and shitting wherever I fuckin please

Got dam Patriots! bish ngr mfrs!

I am wearing my Brady jersey and nothing else

 

[miplank]

I would've shit off the balcony and puked in the living room if I had to choose

I would've done both off the balcony at the same time and then passed out in the living room.

 

[sexyMFer]

Lololololol

 

[nangiggles]

So what was the issue??

My mom was not pleased with her shitty timing