Couldn't get it up last night.

[KillahBee]

The day my dick looks down at the ground, hanging it's head in shame, and says, "I'm sorry, I'm just unable to do this" is the day I put a bullet in my head.

well ya better get that shotgun ready, Beavis, cause the amount of men that go their entire life without that happening even once is SLIM.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

well ya better get that shotgun ready, Beavis, cause the amount of men that go their entire life without that happening even once is SLIM.

You're just jealous because I get more sex from women than you do.

 

[KillahBee]

You're just jealous because I get more sex from women I am related to than you do.

I concur

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I concur

I still you though.

 

[KillahBee]

I still you though.

You make me feel like a man.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

You make me feel like a man.

Well then I'm doing something wrong, because I should be making you feel more like a prison bitch every day.

 

[Agathe]

don't you have any goddamn back-up plans to get it up? shit, if that happens to me I have at least 3 things I can attempt to rectify the situation. most of them involve the girl's anus.

she suggested viagra, plus she had these extra small condoms that wouldnt even fit. I think it cut of circulation to my pal.

 

[Bikini Mod]

But did your tongue function?

Then what's the problem?

 

[Agathe]

But did your tongue function?

Then what's the problem?

no way, finger was all that she got. It did the trick.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

she suggested viagra, plus she had these extra small condoms that wouldnt even fit. I think it cut of circulation to my pal.

That's right, everyone needs Magnum XXLs and even those are small.