Couldn't get it up last night.

[Agathe]

god damn it, sucks balls.

 

[KillahBee]

was he mad?

 

[hamstershaver]

i got off in less than a minute last night, yay me

 

[Agathe]

I hope not

in all seriousness though, sometimes alcohol and sex don't mix.

 

[*MissFit*]

agathe.. u know.. u are an alter.. so did daddy take it up the butt

 

[bran987]

how many did you have?

 

[Agathe]

couple of pichers of beer, couple of shots couple of mixed drinks. She finally decides to give it up on a worst night ever. Picks me up at like 2am and expects me to perform. No sleep the night before that either. It was tough. I get another chance tonight. She loves me.

 

[*MissFit*]

is it your left or your right hand buddy

couple of pichers of beer, couple of shots couple of mixed drinks. She finally decides to give it up on a worst night ever. Picks me up at like 2am and expects me to perform. No sleep the night before that either. It was tough. I get another chance tonight. She loves me.

 

[KillahBee]

couple of pichers of beer, couple of shots couple of mixed drinks. She finally decides to give it up on a worst night ever. Picks me up at like 2am and expects me to perform. No sleep the night before that either. It was tough. I get another chance tonight. She loves me.

don't you have any goddamn back-up plans to get it up? shit, if that happens to me I have at least 3 things I can attempt to rectify the situation. most of them involve the girl's anus.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

The day my dick looks down at the ground, hanging it's head in shame, and says, "I'm sorry, I'm just unable to do this" is the day I put a bullet in my head.