wait, would 38,000 calories really kill an average human immediately (we're not talking long-term health consequences like strokes and heart attacks)?
so, if i force fed someone 48 sticks of butter in the course of 24 hours it would kill them? no way.
48 sticks of butter (38,000) calories could be possible. that is 1 stick of butter every 30 minutes. you might get some very bad shits, and possibly fry your gall bladder, but that's about it.