Copy of thread I posted on "chat" forum. About my divorce.

[Temple]

oh, and about this candle fetish you seem to have developed - don't set your hair on fire

 

[gotmilk]

So you're going to be free and on the prowl

Why do I have this feeling that you have a year's worth of energy you will unleash on some poor unsuspecting guy....???

 

[NubianBeauty]

YOU are truly a PHENOMENAL WOMAN!!!!

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL@Temple! Hey here is a riddle for you, funny thing is that it is one of my all-time favorites: "Why do witches fly on broomsticks? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!".... well, maybe they wouldn't be if they just pumped a little iron, eh? *wink*

Thank u guys 4 everything... I can't say it enough. Many of you have helped me through my darkest hours...

Thank you for all the times you guys listened.

 

[Temple]

maybe when I get some of them muscles like you I can get me one of them Turbo Hoover 6000 Models - I've always been a little noncomformist anyway.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Gurl, you are a nut! Hey, isn't there some sort of potion or something with eye of gnewt or some such that aids in gettin' ya some of them their muscles?!

 

[Temple]

Yeah, in fact we are gnewt ranchers where I'm from, get top dollar for our gnewt eyes. Wanna buy some? Guaranteed to grow muscles while you lay on your ass and eat potato chips even.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Ya gotta tell me how many PM's and emails you get regarding this miraculous "secret"!

BWAHahwhwoahahwhahahahhahahaaaa

 

[Steak Helmet]

I LOVE BIKINIMOM...HAVE SINCE 2000

 

[Bikini Mod]

U know I luv u 2.... J!