Confession. This has been haunting me for a while.

[GoldenDelicious]

Aren't they all?






Also, I'm not telling the girls, I'm telling my wife about it. Who the hell knows where the girls are now? Hmmm, maybe i should try and find them, that may give me closure. It's not like i raped them, they willingly did it (for greed!)

the moral of the story, O training partner of the inch high dude, is that some things shouldnt be mentioned because the little tiny bit of closure you get is absolutely dwarfed by the present day repercussions of bringing it up

anyway this isnt very nice, lets tell a joke

one day gonelifting had a shower, and noticed that no matter how much he washed himself, there was a really funny smell. so he went up to his mate Joe, and said "yo jo, do i smell funny to you?" joe takes a sniff and says "yep". gonelifting frowns, and has another shower. he goes up to his mate mike and says "hey mike, do i smell funny to you?" mike takes a sniff, and says "yep". gonelifting is like "wtf?" so has ANOTHER shower. he goes up to his buddy golden and says "yo golden, ive had 5 showers today and think i smell funny, wtf is going on?" golden looks at him knowingly and says "gonelifting, that smell is totally normal bro, dont worry about it" and gonelifting says "wtf do you mean? how can this smell be normal? its weird!" and golden says "well bro, its because...youre a cunt"

hope you feel better bor

 

[OMEGA]

he was wrong for playing the game, not for the OUTCOME(s) of the game

ThankGoodness he sees it
so many others dont

 

[mwm5]

i'd def give u a high five on that one if u told me in person.....................


damnit i don't have any friends that work at jewelry stores.

 

[jerkbox]

this is one case where 2 wrongs do make a right bro

 

[gonelifting]

I hope my wife doesn't treat me like you guys are. Shit!

 

[RottenWillow]

I hope my wife doesn't treat me like you guys are. Shit!

I absolve you, mi hijo.


I can also spank you with a table tennis paddle if you feel you deserve it.

 

[rykertest]

I would just let it lie as a lesson learned and a foolish choice of youth. I would NOT tell your wife, it's just needless stress and a wedge in the trust you two have. Just let sleeping dogs lie.

 

[OMEGA]

I would NOT tell your wife, it's just needless stress and a wedge in the trust you two have. Just let sleeping dogs lie.

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heed this advice Gonelifing

normally you should be upfront but that plan of yours
was just a bit too sinister.

It may seem funny to guys
but to a GOOD woman your the worse of the worst

 

[bran987]

this is one case where 2 wrongs do make a right bro

lmao shit I miss having boxbox around

 

[jeepboi]

I see nothing wrong with that.