Co-Ed Cocksuckers #12

[rudedawg]

I was watching co ed cocksuckers at the golf course i work at. It was on number 10 out of 17. Well the phone rang and a man said there was a black guy butt naked in number 13 pond swimming for golf balls. So i lock the pro shop up and go out there. Well I holler at him to get the fuck out the water. He shoots me the finger. I tried chasing the son of bitch threw the woods, but i couldnt catch him because of the pain from my Eq shot. I fucked my shoes up, fucked my jeans up, fucked my shirt up. Next time i see his ass on the course im gonna roll his ass up. I hope his ass is reading this, you prick. Im waiting for that day.

I am thinking you couldn't catch him because of the hard on you had from watching the porn flick.

 

[Zirakzigil]

So was this guy, like, crazy or homeless or something, or did he just want to fish his ball out of the lake?

 

[WODIN]

I was just trying to get some golf balls to sell. Some dude burned out my elcamino I was sleeping in the back of last week and I have to find some way to get some money.

You smell that?

 

[MaxBiceps]

Re: Re: hahahaha

Hmm....with the word cocksucker in the title, I thought for sure this thread was about you.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I was just trying to get some golf balls to sell. Some dude burned out my elcamino I was sleeping in the back of last week and I have to find some way to get some money.

You smell that?

fuck that - you started that fire - not me.
dirtbag

 

[WODIN]

fuck that - you started that fire - not me.
dirtbag

I can repay you in Titelist and Maxflight golds. Deal? Sorry I got carried away, I hadn't seen a blow torch since they kicked me out of the Navy.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I can repay you in Titelist and Maxflight golds. Deal? Sorry I got carried away, I hadn't seen a blow torch since they kicked me out of the Navy.

its okay, you taught me a lesson in life, love, and the true meaning of happiness. I think a lesson we could all learn from public transportation and nudity if we all would just have the heart to try.

 

[WODIN]

its okay, you taught me a lesson in life, love, and the true meaning of happiness. I think a lesson we could all learn from public transportation and nudity if we all would just have the heart to try.

God I would love it if they would let me back on buses again.

 

[HappyScrappy]

God I would love it if they would let me back on buses again.

just wear a disguise. I wear a feather boa (pink or blue), leopard skin mini-skirt, knee high pleather boots, one of them pyramid pointy boob bras, large clown glasses and a red wig.
never had a problem getting on - AND I always get a seat.

 

[WODIN]

just wear a disguise. I wear a feather boa (pink or blue), leopard skin mini-skirt, knee high pleather boots, one of them pyramid pointy boob bras, large clown glasses and a red wig.
never had a problem getting on - AND I always get a seat.

Red heads get so much more respect though. I bet if you went on as a brunette or dirty blonde you'd have to come up with exact change and all that.