cheating a polygraph test

[JOKER47]

how? has anyone ever succesfully taken a poly test and passed while lying?

Yes, I have.

 

[WalkingBeast]

Rascist bastards!!!!!!!!

 

[ohashi]

Fucking the polygraph is extremely simple; I've done it twice.

The easiest (and most effective) thing to do is answer your own question when asked anything.

Example:

Boogy: "Were you under the influence of narcotics on the night of 27th of November?:
You (thinking to self): "Do I want to cut off my right pinkie? Hell no."
You: "No."

Just basically make yourself anaware of the questions that they are asking you, and go with your own flow.

 

[DepressiveJuice]

suppose you take a polygraph test for a law enforcement job and fail it. can they bust you for that?

 

[DepressiveJuice]

^

 

[biteme]

how? has anyone ever succesfully taken a poly test and passed while lying? i've heard of people taking ephedrine (or similar drugs) to make their heart race thereby tricking the polygraph. also, having thumbtacks in your shoes- just step your toes on them when youre answering a question. are any of these true? are there any tips on passing a polygraph test while lying?

THose tests are a joke and they should be illegal. They measure bodily responses assuming that if you're lying, you will have a greater change in these responses. Many people that tell the truth fail these tests and many people that lie, pass. What makes me the angriest is the Board of Polygraphers that tout their tests as foolproof. They are lying out their asses and they know it, they can't be that dumb.

 

[DepressiveJuice]

so if youre applying for a government job and you fail the polygraph test, can that give them probable cause to raid your home?

 

[IHateBrolies]

Fucking the polygraph is extremely simple; I've done it twice.

The easiest (and most effective) thing to do is answer your own question when asked anything.

Example:

Boogy: "Were you under the influence of narcotics on the night of 27th of November?:
You (thinking to self): "Do I want to cut off my right pinkie? Hell no."
You: "No."

Just basically make yourself anaware of the questions that they are asking you, and go with your own flow.

That's really interesting. I lie a lot so I will have to try that. Nowadays I usually just think of lying as nearly the same thing as telling the truth, though.

 

[mrjoker5150]

As George Costanza said: "It is not a lie, if you believe it."

 

[MT375]

As George Costanza said: "It is not a lie, if you believe it."

lol, damn I was just gonna quote that myself