Casual sex thread from several days ago...

[Werd]

LOL

I gotta go fix a lawnmower now. The evening has just freed up.

 

[BileStew]

What kind of mower?

 

[Keeters Coober™]

I gotta go fix a lawnmower now.

you said you shaved tonight, what'd you do break the damn mower again doing it ?

 

[Werd]

Ummmmmmmmmmm

Damn, you busted me. Don't know about fixing mowers. Was just indulging the BTS village idiot.

So, whatcha doin' tomorrow? Wanna fuck?

 

[BileStew]

So, whatcha doin' tomorrow? Wanna fuck?

Me, or the village idiot?

 

[Werd]

LOL

The village idiot has no body hair. Not because he shaves it off but because he is as of yet incapable of growing it. He also has a teenyweenypeeny - sorry that doesn't excite me. He has zeo skillz.

I would want to fuck him because?

I may be horny but for fuck's sake, I ain't desperate. Hell, for all I know he may very well be the 25 year old exvirgin that made the fucking biggest mistake of his pathetic life tonite.

 

[BileStew]

LOL



I may be horny but for fuck's sake, I ain't desperate. Hell, for all I know he may very well be the 25 year old exvirgin that made the fucking biggest mistake of his pathetic life tonite.

Or it was a school night for him and he wasn't allowed out.

Bet you didn't think of that, huh smarty pants?

Were they tight jeans you were wearing?

 

[Werd]

I had on a white tank top. No bra. Dark jeans that are made of that really stretch fabric and a hooded sweater jacket somewhat buttoned, nice heeled boots. Just a smidge of makeup and my hair pulled up into a sloppy pony tail.

 

[BileStew]

I had on a white tank top. No bra. Dark jeans that are made of that really stretch fabric and a hooded sweater jacket somewhat buttoned, nice heeled boots. Just a smidge of makeup and my hair pulled up into a sloppy pony tail.

Does nothing for me.

Except the pony tail and no bra mentioning.

I'll be back in 5 minutes.

 

[Werd]

G'nite Mr "Myfunnyboneishunglikeahorse".

We shall see.....

We shall see.