Casual sex thread from several days ago...

[SoKlueles]

damn sorry Werd....guys dont know a brick when it hits em in the head

take my advice and just ask


wanna fuck?

 

[BileStew]

lol...well it started out on the C&C board......I might check out some other threads while I'm here though.....hehehe

Ok, there's a rope in the corner if you feel the need to hang yourself.

After reading some of the threads here, it's a vital option that EF offers.

 

[Werd]

Hello people. I am not saying that I can't get sex.

I want sex with a guy that I am half-way attracted to. Most men do not interest me because A)they look like shit B)they look like shit C)they are dumb and look like shit.

I have trained in several gyms over the years and have yet to see one guy that I was like, "I'd fuck him." Wait a minute, there was one guy that was a bit on the skinny side, but he really looked like my exbf so I made a move on him after I noticed him oggling me for like, forever. But by that time he had begun dating someone (his bosses daughter) so there was zero chance of nooky on the side.

If I find a man remotely appealing, then he annoys me with a stupid comment and I get turned off.

I am extremely picky. So I lowered my standards this once because I am really really horny and the dumb bastard has the fucking audacity to call me a liar and a slut... (essentially) then apologize bigtime when he realizes he just hit the lottery and threw the fucking ticket away and expects me to talk to him again?!

Dialtone - you admit how fucking hard it is to find a woman like me and even you are beginning to really like this girl.

I have a lot of complications in my life and I am extremely busy, I just want sex from a dude who will respect my privacy and that I click with....

 

[BileStew]

I have a lot of complications in my life and I am extremely busy, I just want sex from a dude who will respect my privacy and that I click with....

Complications?!?!?! Don't talk to me about complications. I have complications out the yin yang.

A prime example is........well fuck, I forgot. But you understand the gist of it.


And click how, like a Lego?

Damnit, I'm out of thorazine. I hope CVS is still open.

 

[Werd]

You lost me now.

 

[SoKlueles]

hes on his way to CVS

 

[BileStew]

You lost me now.

You had your chance.

haha

 

[Keeters Coober™]

Very VERY attractive women want sex too...

Ummm, where do you fit in?

 

[Werd]

I don't. I am a chick with a dick Carl.

How's the teenyweenypeeny?

 

[Keeters Coober™]

I don't. I am a chick with a dick Carl.

How's the teenyweenypeeny?

It got even smaller.....I was thinking about what you probably look like naked