can a wimminez ever recover from whoredom?

[KillahBee]

There's something wrong with you guys. If you can't get hard from watching a bunch of dudes totally degrade a stinky vag, then you have issues.



Right? It's you guys with the issues, right?

 

[jnevin]

so what exactly did this gal blurt out?
details

It was almost 10 years ago and I'd say 8 of those years were my good drinking times, so it's not crystal clear. Basically it started with the girls getting tipsy and one of them said something followed by immediate silence and a tense stare at me I'm guessing to see if I heard anything. It was something like "Oh, THAT party. The one where you..." That's not it, but pretty close. So anyway, they got sloshed and kept acting like little slutty drunk girls will sometimes, and the girl I was dating made a comment about her friend hooking up with anything in site when they were in Mexico, to which said friend said, "Well, at least I never got gangbanged in front of a party!"

*awkward silence, all of the blood in John's body flows to his ears, jaw clenches tight enough to make a diamond out of coal*

There really wasn't any recovering from that one gracefully. They were drunk like the chick in 40 Year Old Virgin.

 

[borris]

I'm down with runnin a train, but a gangbang - dudes jacking off, multiple cumshots all over the place, a bunch of guys grunting is a no no in my book

 

[redsamurai]

dude, I almost want you to stop talking about it because it's that fuckin painful..........seriously, if I was a guy there I would have asked if you wanted to go play pool or something...........anything to get you out of the immediate vicinity. That's seriously the most cringy story I've ever read...............you must have felt like "hi, I'm the asshole sitting next to the gangbang whore, kthnx bye".............

It was almost 10 years ago and I'd say 8 of those years were my good drinking times, so it's not crystal clear. Basically it started with the girls getting tipsy and one of them said something followed by immediate silence and a tense stare at me I'm guessing to see if I heard anything. It was something like "Oh, THAT party. The one where you..." That's not it, but pretty close. So anyway, they got sloshed and kept acting like little slutty drunk girls will sometimes, and the girl I was dating made a comment about her friend hooking up with anything in site when they were in Mexico, to which said friend said, "Well, at least I never got gangbanged in front of a party!"

*awkward silence, all of the blood in John's body flows to his ears, jaw clenches tight enough to make a diamond out of coal*

There really wasn't any recovering from that one gracefully. They were drunk like the chick in 40 Year Old Virgin.

 

[jnevin]

dude, I almost want you to stop talking about it because it's that fuckin painful..........seriously, if I was a guy there I would have asked if you wanted to go play pool or something...........anything to get you out of the immediate vicinity. That's seriously the most cringy story I've ever read...............you must have felt like "hi, I'm the asshole sitting next to the gangbang whore, kthnx bye".............

Yeah. I had egg on my face for sure. But like I said, almost 10 years ago.

 

[KillahBee]

It was almost 10 years ago and I'd say 8 of those years were my good drinking times, so it's not crystal clear. Basically it started with the girls getting tipsy and one of them said something followed by immediate silence and a tense stare at me I'm guessing to see if I heard anything. It was something like "Oh, THAT party. The one where you..." That's not it, but pretty close. So anyway, they got sloshed and kept acting like little slutty drunk girls will sometimes, and the girl I was dating made a comment about her friend hooking up with anything in site when they were in Mexico, to which said friend said, "Well, at least I never got gangbanged in front of a party!"

*awkward silence, all of the blood in John's body flows to his ears, jaw clenches tight enough to make a diamond out of coal*

There really wasn't any recovering from that one gracefully. They were drunk like the chick in 40 Year Old Virgin.

bwahahahaha!!! dude! that's fantastic!! not for you, but for us

 

[redsamurai]

bwahahahaha!!! dude! that's fantastic!! not for you, but for us

nothing like a decade old pwnage coming back to roost.......

 

[Nathan]

It was almost 10 years ago and I'd say 8 of those years were my good drinking times, so it's not crystal clear. Basically it started with the girls getting tipsy and one of them said something followed by immediate silence and a tense stare at me I'm guessing to see if I heard anything. It was something like "Oh, THAT party. The one where you..." That's not it, but pretty close. So anyway, they got sloshed and kept acting like little slutty drunk girls will sometimes, and the girl I was dating made a comment about her friend hooking up with anything in site when they were in Mexico, to which said friend said, "Well, at least I never got gangbanged in front of a party!"

*awkward silence, all of the blood in John's body flows to his ears, jaw clenches tight enough to make a diamond out of coal*

There really wasn't any recovering from that one gracefully. They were drunk like the chick in 40 Year Old Virgin.

I bet she's with some poor fuck nowadays who has no clue. Poor bastard. I remember one time there was this girl who I was with, and then a few months later a good friend was also with. She eventually got into a relationship with this really nice dude and we were all sitting around a table one night and I sort of looked around like...jeez, I think 3 out 6 people at this table have slept with this girl, meanwhile this dude is clueless. Note to self: don't ever be this guy.

 

[KillahBee]

nothing like a decade old pwnage coming back to roost.......

 

[jnevin]

bwahahahaha!!! dude! that's fantastic!! not for you, but for us

LOL

I've posted many of my self pwnages here. They probably make me laugh harder that they make you fucksticks laugh.