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Best pickup line by a female

dzulboy

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She said Wanna play army?

yes

"ok, u lay down, and i will blow the hell out of you" i am still laughing about it
 
old...

the BEST pick up line ever, and works 99% of the time...

"you girls wanna party" or a varation.. wanna get wasted, drunk etc..

never ever failed me and my crew..

the thing is, you can lead a girl to a party, but you cant make her suck ur dick....

but most of the time, you get a lil sum sum out of it.. even if its making out.. which leads to bigger and better things.

plus, after you pary with them, play some drinking games and jam to music u have in common. they always come back the next week :)
 
dzulboy said:
She said Wanna play army?

yes

"ok, u lay down, and i will blow the hell out of you" i am still laughing about it
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It's a line from a movie name of which escaped my memory. I do remember distinctly though it said: "wanna play WAR??"
 
my new one...."wanna fuck?"
 
SoKlueles said:
juve will u rape me? ill promise not to scratch ur back.......too bad
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if the rest of you looks as good as the avatar, you are free to leave any marks of our glorious deed :martini:
 
sweet.....i have long nails btw....and i bite sometimes i have been known to leave bite marks on shoulders
 
SoKlueles said:
i have been known to leave bite marks on shoulders
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sweet, I love sporting those - biting is an aphrodisiac for me :p
ahhhh, now I'm all excited - whenever I ask a chick to bite me she gives me a weird look; you're a keeper I say :martini:
 
wasn't really a line, but was the sexiest thing a complete stranger has ever done to me. I was at a bar/club outside in the summer. place is HUGE, whole outside is on the water at a dock, tons of scantily-clothed young ladies drinkin. anywho, I am wearing a pretty thin shirt and just standing in the middle of the deck waiting for my friends to leave. All of a sudden, and without me noticing that a BEAUTIFUL and SEXY girl was now standing an inch in front of my face, I began to feel a cool sensation on my right nipple. Sure enough, this sexy girl is just standing in front of me, staring into my eyes with a sexy-as-hell look on her face, rubbing an ice cube gently in a circular motion on my nipple. Her aim was dead on by the way. Sooooooooooo sexy.
 
hahahaha. Who here actually believes women need lines to pick up guys? How many men here actually listen to what they say anyways?
 
KillahBee said:
wasn't really a line, but was the sexiest thing a complete stranger has ever done to me. I was at a bar/club outside in the summer. place is HUGE, whole outside is on the water at a dock, tons of scantily-clothed young ladies drinkin. anywho, I am wearing a pretty thin shirt and just standing in the middle of the deck waiting for my friends to leave. All of a sudden, and without me noticing that a BEAUTIFUL and SEXY girl was now standing an inch in front of my face, I began to feel a cool sensation on my right nipple. Sure enough, this sexy girl is just standing in front of me, staring into my eyes with a sexy-as-hell look on her face, rubbing an ice cube gently in a circular motion on my nipple. Her aim was dead on by the way. Sooooooooooo sexy.
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Was there a follow up story to this or did you go home and do the 5-knuckle shuffle? :D
 
SoKlueles said:
my new one...."wanna fuck?"
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be careful with that one...i had a particularly obnoxious fat ugly beast of a woman say that to me in a club, and i said "yeah" and just stood there

then she looked at me and said "come on then" or something like that

then i said "oh, you mean with YOU? um, no, its ok. maybe some oter time"

the look on her face was priceless :D

i cant stand women who think that they can have any guy just by offering the ass. screw that
 
jubei said:
hahahaha. Who here actually believes women need lines to pick up guys? How many men here actually listen to what they say anyways?
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read it and weep :bawling:
 
I got one that was kinda cool at work:

"Hey wanna go watch the Knicks tonight? I have good seats?"

Come ON guys - how great a line is THAT! :D.
 
sawastea said:


Was there a follow up story to this or did you go home and do the 5-knuckle shuffle? :D
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I went back to her place and had to listen to her and her annoying friends for a few hours, hooked up with her and left. Went out one more time but she was just too damn annoying.
 
i turneddown a shitload too.....i feel bad though womaen really take getting siad no to very seriously like they are ready to go jump of a cliff or something. (ironically this would create alot of pot holes and alot less fat bitches)
 
Anya you should know better. If the guy wants to have sex with you, than anything will work but if the guy is not interested you will need to try.

I've seen your pics, and you don't really need to try with most guys, but not everyone looks like you.
 
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