Best pickup line by a female

[pumpithard]

I'm sure of it

 

[SoKlueles]

wish me luck next week...i hope that im cool calm and collected

 

[pumpithard]

good luck next week, but what are you doing?

 

[juve]

good luck next week, but what are you doing?

asking me out - ie begging me to rape her

 

[SoKlueles]

juve will u rape me? ill promise not to scratch ur back.......too bad

 

[juve]

juve will u rape me? ill promise not to scratch ur back.......too bad

if the rest of you looks as good as the avatar, you are free to leave any marks of our glorious deed

 

[SoKlueles]

sweet.....i have long nails btw....and i bite sometimes i have been known to leave bite marks on shoulders

 

[juve]

i have been known to leave bite marks on shoulders

sweet, I love sporting those - biting is an aphrodisiac for me
ahhhh, now I'm all excited - whenever I ask a chick to bite me she gives me a weird look; you're a keeper I say

 

[sweetnes11]

LOL @ Soklueles

 

[KillahBee]

wasn't really a line, but was the sexiest thing a complete stranger has ever done to me. I was at a bar/club outside in the summer. place is HUGE, whole outside is on the water at a dock, tons of scantily-clothed young ladies drinkin. anywho, I am wearing a pretty thin shirt and just standing in the middle of the deck waiting for my friends to leave. All of a sudden, and without me noticing that a BEAUTIFUL and SEXY girl was now standing an inch in front of my face, I began to feel a cool sensation on my right nipple. Sure enough, this sexy girl is just standing in front of me, staring into my eyes with a sexy-as-hell look on her face, rubbing an ice cube gently in a circular motion on my nipple. Her aim was dead on by the way. Sooooooooooo sexy.