Best pickup line by a female

[The Wenis]

SoKlueles wins. "wanna fuck" will win every time.

 

[jubei]

hahahaha. Who here actually believes women need lines to pick up guys? How many men here actually listen to what they say anyways?

 

[KillahBee]

hahahaha. Who here actually believes women need lines to pick up guys? How many men here actually listen to what they say anyways?

true dat

 

[sawastea]

wasn't really a line, but was the sexiest thing a complete stranger has ever done to me. I was at a bar/club outside in the summer. place is HUGE, whole outside is on the water at a dock, tons of scantily-clothed young ladies drinkin. anywho, I am wearing a pretty thin shirt and just standing in the middle of the deck waiting for my friends to leave. All of a sudden, and without me noticing that a BEAUTIFUL and SEXY girl was now standing an inch in front of my face, I began to feel a cool sensation on my right nipple. Sure enough, this sexy girl is just standing in front of me, staring into my eyes with a sexy-as-hell look on her face, rubbing an ice cube gently in a circular motion on my nipple. Her aim was dead on by the way. Sooooooooooo sexy.

Was there a follow up story to this or did you go home and do the 5-knuckle shuffle?

 

[BileStew]

hahahaha. Who here actually believes women need lines to pick up guys? How many men here actually listen to what they say anyways?

Hahaha, so true...

 

[SoKlueles]

lol jubei

 

[GoldenDelicious]

my new one...."wanna fuck?"

be careful with that one...i had a particularly obnoxious fat ugly beast of a woman say that to me in a club, and i said "yeah" and just stood there

then she looked at me and said "come on then" or something like that

then i said "oh, you mean with YOU? um, no, its ok. maybe some oter time"

the look on her face was priceless

i cant stand women who think that they can have any guy just by offering the ass. screw that

 

[juve]

hahahaha. Who here actually believes women need lines to pick up guys? How many men here actually listen to what they say anyways?

read it and weep

 

[eviction]

"nice shoes, lets fuck"

 

[eviction]

another winner.. "Hi, my name is XXXXXX, what are you doing for sex tonight?"