I am on parole and probation and have a stupid ankle bracelet, can not afford platinum obviously, goes without saying unemployed.
The only drugs I have in the house are prescribed, except gear, no booze, have forfeited all my guns and handguns.
I will give you either Wife Number 1, Wife Number 2 or my current girl friend.
All three are quite sexy, Wife number 1, and current girl friend are also very wealthy. In fact to make it really sweet you can have all three of them, although I would miss the girlfriend.