Bad math joke

[UA_Iron]

haha that was a good one

What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons.
Civil engineers build targets.

Mechanical engineer here.

 

[samoth]

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.

One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.''

Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections.''

The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?''

 

[PICK3]

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

 

[CFZB]

I thought I was Nerdy with The Politics.