Bad math joke

[PICK3]

2 snakes met at a picnic table and fell in love instantly. They climbed up on the table and made mad snake love. Shortly afterwards many baby snakes followed:

The moral of the story ...





Even an adder can multiply on a log table.

 

[EnderJE]

I must now kill you.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

That was God damn awful

 

[PICK3]

That was God damn awful

Yeah ... but you're going to use it ... right?

 

[samoth]

Lol!

A classic:


Proof: Girls are evil:

First we state that girls require time and money :-

Girls = Time x Money

And we know that time is money :-

Time = Money

Therefore :-

Girls = Money x Money

Girls = (Money)^2

And because 'money is the root of all evil'

Girls = (Evil)^1/2 x (Evil)^1/2
Girls = Evil

QED

 

[blut wump]

I know that a constipated mathematician likes to work things out with a pencil but I always preferred log tables.

 

[samoth]

The larger the sample size , the more confident you can be that your sample mean is a good representation of the population mean. In other words, the n justifies the means.

 

[PICK3]

The larger the sample size , the more confident you can be that your sample mean is a good representation of the population mean. In other words, the n justifies the means.

And I thought mine was bad.

 

[blut wump]

And I thought mine was bad.

Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

 

[blut wump]

Salary Theorem: The less you know, the more you make.

Proof:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
And since Knowledge = Power and Time = Money
It is therefore true that Knowledge = Work / Money .
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done, provided Work is not actually zero.