ate a girl in every position possible last nite

[ElvisP]

Yes it does!

 

[SoKlueles]

never rimmed but have been rimmed

 

[BileStew]

didnt rim it as she is pretty conservative to a point, at least til we are more comfortable...

Dude, conservative to a point?

WTF? You ate that flesh taco in every postion available and you didn't rim her because she is conservative?

Buddy, lap up that rusty sherriffs badge next time you and Ms. Contortionsist are together and report back with extreme details!!

 

[magman1]

hahaha...i wanted to do that to her, and she said before she'd let me, just didnt wana seem like too much of a sicko the first time we were together! im gettin there tho...wouldnt even want the favor returned...at least not by someone i was interested in, but surely by some slut

 

[Hugh E. Rection]

hahaha...i wanted to do that to her, and she said before she'd let me, just didnt wana seem like too much of a sicko the first time we were together! im gettin there tho...wouldnt even want the favor returned...at least not by someone i was interested in, but surely by some slut

She's a whore.
She's rimmed...like thirty dudes at least.
She is a sicko.

 

[magman1]

why you would talk about ur mother on my thread is beyond me, but whatever floats your boat

 

[Hugh E. Rection]

why you would talk about ur mother on my thread is beyond me, but whatever floats your boat

Your girlfriend licked my taint.
it has nothing to do with my mother
but if you insist. So be it.

She licked my taint...and then kissed you.

Yum..Yum.

 

[Gambino]

Buddy, lap up that rusty sherriffs badge next time you and Ms. Contortionsist are together and report back with extreme details!!

That should be a famous quote...

 

[Longhorn85]

never rimmed but have been rimmed

Never rimmed or been rimmed. Tell me, while rimming, is it impolite to spit every once in a while to get the shit out of your mouth? Sounds cool except for the shit residue, although I'm sure it feels great and would drive a woman crazy.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Never rimmed or been rimmed. Tell me, while rimming, is it impolite to spit every once in a while to get the shit out of your mouth? Sounds cool except for the shit residue, although I'm sure it feels great and would drive a woman crazy.

and youre in the lead with my "sick comment of 2004" award....lets hope this is the first and only contender