are you having sex tonight?

[theoak01]

darlin.... minute men aren't interesting. *hint hint*

every girl I know will say oh its ok ,but really they are laughing at your ass behind your back.

thankfully for me Im not a minute man

 

[STEPHANIEANDJ]

No sex for me until January, so I have it worse then some. When my husband came home for his 2 week rnr from Iraq in July, I thought he was going to rip me open... I miss that!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

every girl I know will say oh its ok ,but really they are laughing at your ass behind your back.

thankfully for me Im not a minute man

I'm more along the lines of..... "You didn't just do what I think you did" followed by get the FUCK outta my bed, I'll take the duty to finish this one myself "

......................... Unless of course it was a trademark aap huge load money shot, then he's a keeper


Heres to you, you HUGELOADMONEYSHOTSOPPINGWETVAGINA I salute you

 

[theoak01]

lol ya I know girls who are like that, but no matter the size of the money shot they are like WTF

AAP,dont be that guy,just service yourself before nooky,she will thank you later

 

[alien amp pharm]

I'm more along the lines of..... "You didn't just do what I think you did" followed by get the FUCK outta my bed, I'll take the duty to finish this one myself "

......................... Unless of course it was a trademark aap huge load money shot, then he's a keeper


Heres to you, you HUGELOADMONEYSHOTSOPPINGWETVAGINA I salute you

Haha. You rule!

 

[milo hobgoblin]

ABSOLUTELY.. didnt get it last night.. so Im definitely in the mood..

 

[SuperDawgy]

What kind of cycle is he on, bro?

LOL, good stuff.

My wife is El Prego right now and she gets hornier than hell for the first trimester or so. As for me, 750mg a week of Enan will cure what ails you! That being said... i have to go hammer some nails into a 2x4. Mofo pops up at the most inopportune times! DOWN BOY!

 

[theoak01]

sex is being thrown at me again,but I believe it will result in a pwning because I have feelings for this girl,yet she has none for me, so I will stay in and jerk off to porn,porn never hurts me

 

[biteme]

Maybe later with my hand.

 

[BradG]

AAP, dude, no. Well I don't know maybe you aren't typical, but if you are then you are setting yourself up for being disappointing.

And for my answer: no, hell no, but maybe I can find some sympathetics out there. hmm, i guess i could go down to the country karaoke bar down the street.... Right, well, like I said, not getting any tonight.