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are you having sex tonight?

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Dude, I've not whacked it for 3 days now in hopes that I can get some sex tonight and shoot a huge load.

I called the girl and invited her out...told her it was the last day for a while I could hang out.

I sure hope I get some tonight. We'll see if she shows up.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Dude, I've not whacked it for 3 days now in hopes that I can get some sex tonight and shoot a huge load.

You wern't paying attention in Sex101 were you :smash:
 
alien amp pharm said:
Dude, I've not whacked it for 3 days now in hopes that I can get some sex tonight and shoot a huge load.

I called the girl and invited her out...told her it was the last day for a while I could hang out.

I sure hope I get some tonight. We'll see if she shows up.

You're going to creme your pants, dude.
 
As of now I've got two choices, one broad who will jump at the opportunity to bone me and another that doesn't want to put out (yet).

The one that will have sex, I've already done every which way but the right way. I only want to use her in an extreme case of emergency, like a 3 month drought. She's not ugly or anything, just gets a little too attached after each session.

The one that hasn't put out, has an insanely busy schedule so I won't have a chance to see until this weekend, if there is room for me on her agenda.

'till then, I must take matters into my own hands, litterally!
 
alien amp pharm said:
Dude, I've not whacked it for 3 days now in hopes that I can get some sex tonight and shoot a huge load.

I called the girl and invited her out...told her it was the last day for a while I could hang out.

I sure hope I get some tonight. We'll see if she shows up.
get your lube ready
 
LOL@alien

Dude, what is wrong with you.

I thought you said your ex was the virgin in the relationship. Was that a typo?:)
 
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