Are you a Testosexual? Must read

[LatissimusDorsi]

Fuck them girlymen hybrids! They are so pussy whipped.

 

[blut wump]

I saw a weird ad the other day in a similar vein.

Two guys were in a room, one standing pretending to play soccer, one on the bed reading a magazine and both wearing nothing but their grots and socks. The one standing slips off a sock and kicks it into the bin and does the same with the other sock. He then slips off his grots and kicks them onto the other guy's head. I have no idea what they were advertising.

It's a sad world.

 

[BiggT]

I saw a weird ad the other day in a similar vein.

Two guys were in a room, one standing pretending to play soccer, one on the bed reading a magazine and both wearing nothing but their grots and socks. The one standing slips off a sock and kicks it into the bin and does the same with the other sock. He then slips off his grots and kicks them onto the other guy's head. I have no idea what they were advertising.It's a sad world.

Probably KY Jelly

 

[Anthrax Invasion]

Probably KY Jelly

ZING

 

[wrknonit]

Damn I love living in rural America, where the whole metrosexual bs never took off. Now if someone will put an ad in the local paper and let us know the mullet is going out of style...

 

[silver_shadow]

talk about a real life true testosexual:
http://www.rugbyheaven.smh.com.au/articles/2003/10/17/1066364483476.html

 

[mm107]

i read this outloud to my GF, especially the part where it says i bag the counter workers # lol

 

[draxxius]

a testosexual sounds like a classic warrior.

sexuality has become everything in too many people's minds these days. In everything they do, metrosexuals drip of faggish, perverted sexuality. Numbers, colors...even the way they breathe...they associate everything with sexuality, its like, if you talk to them, they are trying to artistically fuck you as you stand there and talk to them. Truly the degradation of humanity.

If I go into a barnes and noble, I walk around with a look on my face as if I have just climbed a sheer rock wall with just my fingertips and carrying a woman on my back, and had to fight a huge dinosaur with little ninja cats on the side trying to destroy me. And those guys who try to catch your eye and stuff?? I just shake my head, noticeably.

 

[Protobuilder]

If I go into a barnes and noble, I walk around with a look on my face as if I have just climbed a sheer rock wall with just my fingertips and carrying a woman on my back, and had to fight a huge dinosaur with little ninja cats on the side trying to destroy me. And those guys who try to catch your eye and stuff?? I just shake my head, noticeably.

LMAO!! Nice visual.

 

[Island Son]

it reads like a T-Mag article

All my shopping is discount, but I wear workout gloves and I will have a starbucks/second cup vanilla latte every couple of months. So screw you all!