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[Anthrax Invasion]

I wonder what would happen if we took all the B&N junkies, and all the gym rats, and stuck them in a room with one another. Hm...could be interesting.

Although the metrosexuals and the pretty boys would probably get together in their own corner and start a giant orgy of man flesh. Of course, our own Proto would surely be the center of attention there.

 

[blut wump]

I remember going to B&N when I was last in Baltimore or maybe it was Washington. Stupid me, I thought it was a book store. It does explain the slight frown when I got my black coffee, though.

How does something like this take hold? At what stage did the marketing gurus notice that cojones had shrivelled to the point that a big marketing push could save having to produce different products for men and women and that erstwhile men could be persuaded to buy all the womens' crap if you put it into a black bottle or cannister.

Maybe women now dominate huge portions of society such that the Abercrombie crowd are justified in thinking that looking like a girl is the best way to score.

Tampon anyone?

 

[carlsuen]

fuck i love what was posted in here and i 99% agree with what was posted in here.. that 1 % was...










i watch sex and the city with my girl for a good laugh..





i don't care

 

[Protobuilder]

Not sure where to put this but this thread seems appropriate: there's a Hanes underwear commercial on TV that has 4 guy models playing dodgeball with one another in their underwear. It's gotta' be the gayest commercial of all time. They're running around in their shorts, smiling, laughing, and throwing balls at one another. At one point, the blonde fitness fag smiles coquetishly and signals "time out". "Boys! Stop it! Don't hit me! I need a time out to check my hair!" Gawd. First off, WTF are they doing hanging out together in their underwear? If my friends wanted to do anything fun (as opposed to hard labor) and took their shirts off, I'd kick them the fuck out. And if they took their pants off and proceeded to play dodgeball, I'd get the fuck out of dodge. I swear. It's enough to make me never buy Hanes again. Why not just have a commercial with a bunch of fags having a slumber party, painting each other's toenails while wearing their Hanes drawers. Fuck.

 

[rnch]

i was wondering if any other dude was offended by that hanes commercial..

 

[Protobuilder]

i was wondering if any other dude was offended by that hanes commercial..

Yes! It's absolutely the gayest thing I've seen on TV. It's the equivalent of a sorority pillow fight, which is of course very cool, but guys??? Hand over your balls gentlemen.

 

[Anthrax Invasion]

Hand over your balls gentlemen.

Got none of your own, bitch? Or do you just enjoy having men's dangly cum canisters in your possession?

 

[Protobuilder]

Got none of your own, bitch? Or do you just enjoy having men's dangly cum canisters in your possession?

C'mon. This is a family forum.

 

[carlsuen]

C'mon. This is a family forum.

dude.. he's f*cking hunting down every post of yours!! haha!!

i smell an attack..

 

[tay1506]

Nice post!!! 100% correct............. god I hate metrosexuals!!!!