Approaching Chicks in the gym

[ColdCut]

go up to her, lift your shirt & say " hey you got a needle & thread"
her- "why what happened"
You- "becuase my abs are ripped"

than flex abs

LOL....well if hes gonna go that far why not go:

Him: Hey, do you have bandages?? I need bandages!

Her: (in a panic) WHY???

Him: (flexing his triceps) For my cuts......