Anybody Ever accidentaly have sex with an animal?

[Turd Ferguson]

You know the story, you get drunk, go and pass out in the bed and dream your girl or boy is over. You start to pound it out and realize your doing your guppie?

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I'd love to say it was an accident, but you don't get kicked that many times and keep going back when it is an accident.

 

[jerkbox]

twiced.

 

[tiger88]

i fucked a nerf football once

 

[Lee]

watermelons.... mmmmm....

 

[Turd Ferguson]

i fucked a nerf football once

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I woke up once next to a chick that looked like some type of sea donkey, but she turned out to actually be human, but its close enough I guess...

 

[Deleted member 33117]

i fucked a nerf football once

Well, if you only did it once, it couldn't have been that good...

Thanks for the tip bro.

 

[tiger88]

Well, if you only did it once, it couldn't have been that good...

Thanks for the tip bro.

MAKE A HOLE IN for your penis to fit


duck tape to a table. *ideal hip/penis hieght)

pump and dump

 

[MICHAEL JACKSON]

I banged a big hairy male bear once. By the way his name was wodin.

te he jamon