another added benefit of cardio!

[Sub-Zero]

a girl was telling us how the more cut you are the bigger your dick is cause you dont have any fat covering it or whatever so it makes sense.

the moral of this story, is im cutting, and my dick is bigger now isnt that awsome now its 5 inches barely

 

[the_clockwork]

lol and steroids make your cock bigger too

 

[the_clockwork]

P.S. if your cock comes up in conversation w/ a girl she wants to fuck you!

 

[Cal_21]

Or in this case there's just too much snow around the ole' tree trunk

 

[Sub-Zero]

P.S. if your cock comes up in conversation w/ a girl she wants to fuck you!

what if its my friends gf and she was just talking about cocks in general

 

[jh1]

what if its my friends gf and she was just talking about cocks in general

Was ur friend there?

Wierd.

If not, she definetly wants to ferk. Pics of this dirty skank.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Was ur friend there?

Wierd.

If not, she definetly wants to ferk. Pics of this dirty skank.

she talked to me about all the guyus shes hooked up with when her bf wasnt there, and then one time i got super high and she tried to choke me out cause we wernt through a (tap out phase where you tap out eachother to bitch eachother just be like tap bitch), but so she choked me and tried to fight me and then wanted me to hit her in the face and i refused to.

but im like dude get her off me i might have to hit her, cause she was freakin me out, and she was all over me though it was wierd.

then another time i wasnt high and she lays near me on his bed and cuddles with me and shes like uhoh am i giving u a boner, and i was like huh no, (but i really was) and shes like u dont wanna cuddle cause ull get a boner, and saying shit liek that. im like dude is she for real control your bitch (i swear i said it, i just called her last night to try and let him out and smoke with me and he calls me back and gives me a bs excuse then texts me saying she made him say that so i dont think shes controlling). and hes like i dont care, and im like okay i dont care if u dont and kept cuddling

 

[ceo]

she lays near me on his bed and cuddles with me...am i giving u a boner,...u dont wanna cuddle cause ull get a boner,...bitch...kept cuddling

that's like reading a healother post.

 

[jackangel]

stream-of-consciousness: now with TardVision (tm).

also, pics. probably not necessary, though. if she's trying to choke you out and wrestle with you (aka wtf?), she's weird and probably has a 30" neck.

 

[puddlemonkey]

she talked to me about all the guyus shes hooked up with when her bf wasnt there, and then one time i got super high and she tried to choke me out cause we wernt through a (tap out phase where you tap out eachother to bitch eachother just be like tap bitch), but so she choked me and tried to fight me and then wanted me to hit her in the face and i refused to.

but im like dude get her off me i might have to hit her, cause she was freakin me out, and she was all over me though it was wierd.

then another time i wasnt high and she lays near me on his bed and cuddles with me and shes like uhoh am i giving u a boner, and i was like huh no, (but i really was) and shes like u dont wanna cuddle cause ull get a boner, and saying shit liek that. im like dude is she for real control your bitch (i swear i said it, i just called her last night to try and let him out and smoke with me and he calls me back and gives me a bs excuse then texts me saying she made him say that so i dont think shes controlling). and hes like i dont care, and im like okay i dont care if u dont and kept cuddling

You forgot to log in as healother bro.

 

[puddlemonkey]

stream-of-consciousness: now with TardVision (tm).

also, pics. probably not necessary, though. if she's trying to choke you out and wrestle with you (aka wtf?), she's weird and probably has a 30" neck.

And you forgot to log out and forget your password.

 

[Sub-Zero]

gay

 

[jackangel]

And you forgot to log out and forget your password.

1. you laugh at my shit alla time.

2. i laugh at your shit never.

3. i win.

4. hugs?

 

[Sub-Zero]

1. you laugh at my shit alla time.

2. i laugh at your shit never.

3. i win.

4. hugs?

did the simpsons movie bring added business to your humble, yet quickie, convenient store?

 

[puddlemonkey]

1. you laugh at my shit alla time.

2. i laugh at your shit never.

3. i win.

4. hugs?

This is true