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JohnyJuice
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Check your mail. I hit you up on the adress you gave over on the anabolic board. I believe it was Anal [email protected]. Grassy ass.
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JohnyJuice
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Damn. Ripped as hell man. Nice. I hope to be that lean one day.
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JohnyJuice
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Hey, i asked for his pics too. No biggie. If you cant look at another dude and admire his physique, maybe you should re-evalute your self esteem, ya know? Just email him. I would send them, but i am not sure he wants them shared freely, so you will have to ask him. Gotta respect a man's privacy, you know?
bigguns7 said:
It's not about self-esteem, it's about security with your own sexuality. So that statement wasn't all that "extremely accurate."
Oh, and I know the secret of the ripped gay guy.
Well a lot of people do not have the self esteem necessary to see a FAG that is twice their size. It cripples their little ego and lets them know just how insignificant they are to the real world.
notoriousQQ
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AAP, you got mail.
I think looking at ripped and shredded cats, guy or girl, gives incentive to spend time in the gym and put in the hardwork necessary to look good. Also, you can appreciate it, kind of like a work of art.
I think looking at ripped and shredded cats, guy or girl, gives incentive to spend time in the gym and put in the hardwork necessary to look good. Also, you can appreciate it, kind of like a work of art.
sigweed said:
Actually, what I do is much worse. After I come along and meet her behind your back... you start hearing things from her like....
"When you get paid, can you stop by the window treatment store and get some ADL #5? Five feet should do"
"Don't you have a belt that matches those shoes?"
"Your barber did a bad job, you need to find a good day spa"
"Can you show me the latest dance move?"
"I decided we shouldn't be drinking this White Zinfidel anymore."
etc...
By the third week, you will have wished I stole your girl.
HA!
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Anal AssPlorer said:
I know.. they drink Diet Mountain Dew.
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Citruscide
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Anal AssPlorer said:
Ohhh... it's sooo funny because it is sooo true.
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You fuckers are a riot...and Flexed1 says the same things to me as well...I can't dress or dance for shit...<snicker>
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Citruscide
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I was in the Gap once... don't ask me why.. .I guess I have a thing for those sling bags... and a little guy told me I had beautiful eyes... I didn't really know what to say, so I just said "thanks... my mom gave them to me" -- I guess a compliment is a compliment??
I still don't know any Jacked gay guys... One of my friends who is gay is like 5'10" and 155lbs and told me that ANYONE who spent alot of time perfecting their body was gay... I didn't like his accusations...
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I still don't know any Jacked gay guys... One of my friends who is gay is like 5'10" and 155lbs and told me that ANYONE who spent alot of time perfecting their body was gay... I didn't like his accusations...
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BigRedCat
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Yeah thats bullshit, all gay people think everyone is gay. Newsflash! They aren't!!!
I hate when gay people try and press their gayness on you like its so fucking important what their sexuality is. Who gives a shit really. Do what you want. My girlfriend's fashionably lesbo friend is always giving my girl lesbo books and babbling about "the advocate" trying to get her to turn to the dark side. It really pisses of my girl. I dont force my hetro-ness on her, she should stop forcing her quasi-trendy west hollywood lesbo-ness on my girl. Just my opinion. Damn trendy fags, they will be straight in a few years after college and married to some yuppie and then refer to their "experimentation phase of college" when they are older. Lame.
I hate when gay people try and press their gayness on you like its so fucking important what their sexuality is. Who gives a shit really. Do what you want. My girlfriend's fashionably lesbo friend is always giving my girl lesbo books and babbling about "the advocate" trying to get her to turn to the dark side. It really pisses of my girl. I dont force my hetro-ness on her, she should stop forcing her quasi-trendy west hollywood lesbo-ness on my girl. Just my opinion. Damn trendy fags, they will be straight in a few years after college and married to some yuppie and then refer to their "experimentation phase of college" when they are older. Lame.
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Sadly, these are not true homos. These are - as you said - straight people experimenting. 90% of my sex has come from straight men. Of course, I have a 100% conversion rate as well. I just don't go back for a second date.
When they call all heartbroke, crying, saying they can't live without me and will do anything I want them to do... I just say "welcome to the gay world."
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Anal AssPlorer said:
Guys actually say that shit to you? Fuck... they give men a bad name. I don't even think I get too many women saying that to me. What the hell did you do to them to get them to act like such sissys???
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Citruscide said:
Dude, the artwork that is in my home were gifts to me. I have a two pieces of artwork EACH worth more than my house is valued at. I have other artwork that toured the finest museums and galleries in England before it was given to me.
Other than my college ring, I have never bought a piece of jewelry for myself.
The entire 138 piece Orrefor's Import Cystal (http://www.orrefors.se/english/index.html) was given to me.
The down payment on my condo in Atlanta when I graduated college was made for me by the wife of my internship boss who I fucked silly in Savannah one night.
Simply put, I am the best thing that ever walked into these peoples life. I can honestly say that out of the 6 ex lovers I have (not counting the occassional trick) these men have NEVER had a boyfriend after I left them. They can not find anyone to measure up. I don't mean that in a bad way, but they tell me that. I am very good friends with all but one of them and they all tell me that after me, it is all downhill from there.
thebabydoc
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AAP: Exactly how old are you???
I hate to say this because I really think you are a pretty cool guy but the level of "conceit" expressed heretofor not only surpasses Narcissus' but really doesn't bode well for your likelihood of ever finding someone who will "measure up" to you. It also makes you sound pretty immature.
Did you ever stop to think that maybe those men were all pretty shallow, empty, and easily satisfied and that you deliberately choose these types of partners to keep feeding your ever-expanding ego and continue your self-fulfilling fantasy of what a treasure you are to this world?
Just a little thought to creep in your head and help you go limp the next time you're anally violating your next "toy".
I hate to say this because I really think you are a pretty cool guy but the level of "conceit" expressed heretofor not only surpasses Narcissus' but really doesn't bode well for your likelihood of ever finding someone who will "measure up" to you. It also makes you sound pretty immature.
Did you ever stop to think that maybe those men were all pretty shallow, empty, and easily satisfied and that you deliberately choose these types of partners to keep feeding your ever-expanding ego and continue your self-fulfilling fantasy of what a treasure you are to this world?
Just a little thought to creep in your head and help you go limp the next time you're anally violating your next "toy".
Testosterone boy
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Dang....what is it about doctors always raining on parades?
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thebabydoc said:AAP: Exactly how old are you???
I hate to say this because I really think you are a pretty cool guy but the level of "conceit" expressed heretofor not only surpasses Narcissus' but really doesn't bode well for your likelihood of ever finding someone who will "measure up" to you. It also makes you sound pretty immature.
Did you ever stop to think that maybe those men were all pretty shallow, empty, and easily satisfied and that you deliberately choose these types of partners to keep feeding your ever-expanding ego and continue your self-fulfilling fantasy of what a treasure you are to this world?
Just a little thought to creep in your head and help you go limp the next time you're anally violating your next "toy".
LOL. AAP is the Grand Wizard of the Rainbow club
BigRedCat
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I think AAP seems like a cool guy too but that was an excellent post babydoc. Many points to think about.
Maybe AAP is excellent at subtle mental abuse and also good looking/good in bed. Allot of people thrive on the abuse a good looking intelligent person gives them. Its strange but happens quite often. Think how many rock stars live that way. They totally debase people they have sex with and the people are still infatuated with them.
Then again, I have heard about this sort of thing before. I know this hairdresser that is quasi straight. He is always with really hot chicks but sometimes he goes down to Miami to "hang" with this older rich guy. He brags about driving the guys Ferarri. Tell me that isn't his sugar daddy. There must be lots of in the closet rich fags dying to get assplowed and abused out there.
Maybe AAP is excellent at subtle mental abuse and also good looking/good in bed. Allot of people thrive on the abuse a good looking intelligent person gives them. Its strange but happens quite often. Think how many rock stars live that way. They totally debase people they have sex with and the people are still infatuated with them.
Then again, I have heard about this sort of thing before. I know this hairdresser that is quasi straight. He is always with really hot chicks but sometimes he goes down to Miami to "hang" with this older rich guy. He brags about driving the guys Ferarri. Tell me that isn't his sugar daddy. There must be lots of in the closet rich fags dying to get assplowed and abused out there.
thebabydoc said:AAP: Exactly how old are you???
I hate to say this because I really think you are a pretty cool guy but the level of "conceit" expressed heretofor not only surpasses Narcissus' but really doesn't bode well for your likelihood of ever finding someone who will "measure up" to you. It also makes you sound pretty immature.
Did you ever stop to think that maybe those men were all pretty shallow, empty, and easily satisfied and that you deliberately choose these types of partners to keep feeding your ever-expanding ego and continue your self-fulfilling fantasy of what a treasure you are to this world?
Just a little thought to creep in your head and help you go limp the next time you're anally violating your next "toy".
I am 28.
Of course it sounded narcisstic and vain. But it is 100% true. I can honestly say that I have NEVER picked a man to date because of what I could get. I have picked them based 90% on my physical attraction to them. I stayed with them because of intellectual attraction. I have never asked anyone I ever dated for anything. As a matter of fact, 2 of those men were men I would have carried on my back every step for the rest of my life. They were in no position to give me anything. One was a struggling artist, the other in the service. I was the one who paid for our European vacations, our premier theater tickets, and our living expenses. I truly loved each and every one of those men at the time for WHO they were and never for WHAT they offered. When offered these things, I always refused to accept them. Only after they insisted did I. These men (with exception to the artist) were mostly all very succesful, highly educated and well cultured. These men were NOT easily satisfied, hence the reason they were single when I met them and still single today. It was that when I came along, I possessed the body, the face, the education, the experience, the intellectual maturity, the culture, etc.. that they were all seeking and found desireable. In every relationship I have been in, I was/am always the GIVER. These men gave in their own way. Their way was not my way. I could give in their way when comparing dollar to dollar. But it was not an expense, a cost, or a value of what they gave that mattered to me or them. They truly gave from the heart. These men actually did "measure up" to the standards that I impose upon my partners. Actually, all except one. And he lied about those. The standards I require are Honest, Loyalty, and Respect. Never a monetary or social standing issue. I have loved and shared my life from the struggling artist, to an Air Force pilot, to the blue blood nobility of England. These relationships never had any expectations or ideals imposed upon them. I am I, they were they. Nothing more required.
My current BF, while quite successful was not chosen because of his monetary value. How could I possibly know anything about his finances or gifts two years ago when I met him? I met him on the beach, you can't exactly carry your net worth portfolio around in your Speedo and whip it out when needed can you? Instead what attracted me to him was his looks (as I said physical attraction is 90% of the bait to get my interest), his smile, his easy going laugh, and the fact that the 30 minutes he was on my blanket talking, I felt so much at ease. There was no pressure, no pretense, his culture mannerisms were perfect. It was like talking to someone I had known for years. His body language was completely comfortable, no sign of the nervous tension you get when meeting someone for the first time. He showed up in a Beetle on the first date. (maid's car - he did this to keep himself low key in the beginning) I didn't care obviously because I called him again to ask him out again the next day. We dated for two months spending time at my house, never his. He said he had a jealous roommate (he did not lie, it was a Doberman). I had no idea of what his finances were like until AFTER I had told him I loved him. After that he invited me on an Intercoastal cruise (big deal) that he had tickets for. Other than the crew, we were the only two on the boat. He then told me "by the way, this is my boat." Next he pointed at a house and said "and that is where I live" Thinking he was bullshitting, I waited until we got in the house and called his home number from my cell phone and the phone inside rang. Up to that point and from that point afterwards, I had never cared what he had to offer to "compensate" me for my time.
I am not a leech or a mooch or freeloader or gold digger. I am simply myself. Because I conduct myself in ways that there are no secrets about me, this is why I normally attract a different breed of men than what your gay stereo type may be.
I never abuse anyone. I treat everyone fairly and with dignity. My prior post regarding my quote of C-Ditty's, if you read it was concerning men I never go back for a second date with. They are the ones that are crying for me to go out with them. They are the ones begging and pleading. They are not the ones I accept gifts from.
Face it, in the real world, when two people date - INCLUDING YOU - sometimes you meet someone that you go out with and for whatever reason it just doesn't work. You don't hit off, you don't gel with their personality, you don't share enough interest, etc... whatever. Do you continue to go out with that person? I don't. Especially when in the beginning I was looking for a trick and these were so called "straight boys". If you suck a cock.. don't tell me you are straight. I don't care what kind of mental crutch you use "straight acting" for, I don't want to hear it. And if they are so mentally insecure with themselves that they resort to this label, then I KNOW they are not for me. Don't get me wrong, they wait until they get home to tell me this.. too bad for them. It is like the girl that gets you home and gives you a hard on and tells you "I'm engaged". You going to hit it still? Of course.
And when they come around sniveling and wanting another date, what do you think I tell them? Do you think I lead them on? Do you think I promise them anything? No. I am honest with them. If I saw that they lacked ambition and wanted to be a bar tender all their life. I tell them. If they have a girlfriend on the side and is just sneaking around, I tell them. If I don't like them or the sex we had, I tell them. Welcome to the gay world. This is how it is. I was your trick, not your friend. Deal with it. If you can't, then you need to pick another sexual orientation. Cause this one is the roughest yet.
As far as the men that have given me things, has anyone of YOUR girlfriends or wives given YOU anything? It doesn't matter what it is or what it may cost. It is the thought. When those men and I were together we brought a lot of happiness into each other's lives. Do you give gifts when you are angry at someone? Of course not, you do it when you are happy. And I made them happy. Bottom line. And they made me happy. Even the one who turned out to be the worst and I no longer speak to him, he made me VERY happy in our relationship. Despite being poorer than the rest, he still gave me things that are worth more to me now - even with the bad blood between us - than some of the material things other have given me.
Now the hairdresser that goes down and drives the old man's Ferrari... now that is a user, mooch, free loader. You think if that old man did not have money or a Ferrari he would be going down there? If my BF lost every penny of money to his name tonight? Would I still love him tomorrow? Yes. I would. Unconditionally.
Face it, in the real world, when two people date - INCLUDING YOU - sometimes you meet someone that you go out with and for whatever reason it just doesn't work. You don't hit off, you don't gel with their personality, you don't share enough interest, etc... whatever. Do you continue to go out with that person? I don't. Especially when in the beginning I was looking for a trick and these were so called "straight boys". If you suck a cock.. don't tell me you are straight. I don't care what kind of mental crutch you use "straight acting" for, I don't want to hear it. And if they are so mentally insecure with themselves that they resort to this label, then I KNOW they are not for me. Don't get me wrong, they wait until they get home to tell me this.. too bad for them. It is like the girl that gets you home and gives you a hard on and tells you "I'm engaged". You going to hit it still? Of course.
And when they come around sniveling and wanting another date, what do you think I tell them? Do you think I lead them on? Do you think I promise them anything? No. I am honest with them. If I saw that they lacked ambition and wanted to be a bar tender all their life. I tell them. If they have a girlfriend on the side and is just sneaking around, I tell them. If I don't like them or the sex we had, I tell them. Welcome to the gay world. This is how it is. I was your trick, not your friend. Deal with it. If you can't, then you need to pick another sexual orientation. Cause this one is the roughest yet.
As far as the men that have given me things, has anyone of YOUR girlfriends or wives given YOU anything? It doesn't matter what it is or what it may cost. It is the thought. When those men and I were together we brought a lot of happiness into each other's lives. Do you give gifts when you are angry at someone? Of course not, you do it when you are happy. And I made them happy. Bottom line. And they made me happy. Even the one who turned out to be the worst and I no longer speak to him, he made me VERY happy in our relationship. Despite being poorer than the rest, he still gave me things that are worth more to me now - even with the bad blood between us - than some of the material things other have given me.
Now the hairdresser that goes down and drives the old man's Ferrari... now that is a user, mooch, free loader. You think if that old man did not have money or a Ferrari he would be going down there? If my BF lost every penny of money to his name tonight? Would I still love him tomorrow? Yes. I would. Unconditionally.
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DOES ANYONE HAVE A REGISTRATION KEY FOR MICROSOFT FRONTPAGE VERSION 6.NUT? THANKS
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Citruscide
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AAP... Interesting analysis of your history with your current... I guess boyfriend? It seemed pretty honest.
This is probably a question you get all the time, but I asked my gay friend it and I didn't really get a good answer... it was more like the answer a 3rd grade boy would give me ... What is it about Men that you like or find attractive over women?
I mean... I know what I like about women... I love the smell, the taste of her skin... the feel of her theighs, ass, boobs and pussy. The look of her face, her smile.. etc etc... I can relate to that...
But I can't relate to harry bodies... or balls... and cock... that isn't something that turns me on... unless it is mine... and it is in a pussy... but that's not the same.
If you could give me some kind of AAP-Viewpoint on why gay men are attracted to men... I'd appreciate it. Maybe you can't explain it any better than it's just the way you operate... or maybe just for the same reasons I like women... but whenever I ask a gay guy that they usually get all defensive... maybe i'm asking a bad question... but I have a habit of just asking something that is on my mind...
Ahh well... maybe it is because I've been asking the Sissy Will and Grace "fags" and not the bodybuilder ones... maybe they have more of a grasp on why they are gay.
C-ditty
This is probably a question you get all the time, but I asked my gay friend it and I didn't really get a good answer... it was more like the answer a 3rd grade boy would give me ... What is it about Men that you like or find attractive over women?
I mean... I know what I like about women... I love the smell, the taste of her skin... the feel of her theighs, ass, boobs and pussy. The look of her face, her smile.. etc etc... I can relate to that...
But I can't relate to harry bodies... or balls... and cock... that isn't something that turns me on... unless it is mine... and it is in a pussy... but that's not the same.
If you could give me some kind of AAP-Viewpoint on why gay men are attracted to men... I'd appreciate it. Maybe you can't explain it any better than it's just the way you operate... or maybe just for the same reasons I like women... but whenever I ask a gay guy that they usually get all defensive... maybe i'm asking a bad question... but I have a habit of just asking something that is on my mind...
Ahh well... maybe it is because I've been asking the Sissy Will and Grace "fags" and not the bodybuilder ones... maybe they have more of a grasp on why they are gay.
C-ditty
Believe it or not, my attraction to males is NOT for the sex. Not to say I do not find women attractive. I had sex with 2-3 different girls every week when I was in college.
Much like you are attracted to feminine qualities and traits, I am attracted to masculine ones. You don't really like androgenous women (dykes or well built female bodybuilders) do you? Even if you find them attractive in some way on the rare occassion, you still do not find yourself attracted to them. Correct? It is the opposite for me. I don't like feminine qualities or traits in a guy. I don't like queens or twinkies. Not to say some of the young men that are twinkies do not possess gorgeous faces or nice bodies, while they are attractive, I am not attracted to them. What I do like is strong classical "manly" features. Strong jawline and chin, wide shoulder structure (natural not gym related. None of the guys I have ever dated were bodybuilders), average to narrow waist, thin lips, masculine hands (you wouldn't like veiny hands on a woman would you) and light body hair. While you like soft bodies, I like firm ones.
Much like you don't find a lot of straight women with hairy legs like lesbians, you don't find a lot of gay men with hairy backs, asses and balls like straight men. So naturally, they have to possess above average beauty before I notice them. While that is shallow, your first impression and thought upon seeing someone is not about their charming personality. They have to possess a handsome face. Next I look at the body and the body language. No fats, no slouchs, no smokers, no one with typical MTV raised body language or movements. If I do speak with them, I expect them to be witty, intelligent, cultured, experienced, articulate, and have a good vocabulary. Teach me something, tell me something new, share a decent opinion (either good or bad makes no difference as long as it is honest and well put) about something I have seen, done, traveled to, or experience.
If I do have a date with them and when we have sex, they go crazy when they see my dick... they are out of here. Not to say that lust is bad or I don't like tigers in bed. But if you name my dick, worship my dick, talk to my dick, etc.. on the first date.. forget it. I would rather them pay attention to the other 90% of what my dick is attached to.
In all, what works for your attraction to mates are the same thing that works for me in my attraction to mates. Only in opposite genders.
Much like you are attracted to feminine qualities and traits, I am attracted to masculine ones. You don't really like androgenous women (dykes or well built female bodybuilders) do you? Even if you find them attractive in some way on the rare occassion, you still do not find yourself attracted to them. Correct? It is the opposite for me. I don't like feminine qualities or traits in a guy. I don't like queens or twinkies. Not to say some of the young men that are twinkies do not possess gorgeous faces or nice bodies, while they are attractive, I am not attracted to them. What I do like is strong classical "manly" features. Strong jawline and chin, wide shoulder structure (natural not gym related. None of the guys I have ever dated were bodybuilders), average to narrow waist, thin lips, masculine hands (you wouldn't like veiny hands on a woman would you) and light body hair. While you like soft bodies, I like firm ones.
Much like you don't find a lot of straight women with hairy legs like lesbians, you don't find a lot of gay men with hairy backs, asses and balls like straight men. So naturally, they have to possess above average beauty before I notice them. While that is shallow, your first impression and thought upon seeing someone is not about their charming personality. They have to possess a handsome face. Next I look at the body and the body language. No fats, no slouchs, no smokers, no one with typical MTV raised body language or movements. If I do speak with them, I expect them to be witty, intelligent, cultured, experienced, articulate, and have a good vocabulary. Teach me something, tell me something new, share a decent opinion (either good or bad makes no difference as long as it is honest and well put) about something I have seen, done, traveled to, or experience.
If I do have a date with them and when we have sex, they go crazy when they see my dick... they are out of here. Not to say that lust is bad or I don't like tigers in bed. But if you name my dick, worship my dick, talk to my dick, etc.. on the first date.. forget it. I would rather them pay attention to the other 90% of what my dick is attached to.
In all, what works for your attraction to mates are the same thing that works for me in my attraction to mates. Only in opposite genders.
thebabydoc
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AAP-
Interesting reading. Nice answer(s)- well rehearsed, uh... I mean thought out, and eloquently stated.(JK)
Perhaps it was that your initial, original response to Citrucide (to which I posted) was a tad more on the defensive than you had intended it to be and that is what I picked up on...
Interesting reading. Nice answer(s)- well rehearsed, uh... I mean thought out, and eloquently stated.(JK)
Perhaps it was that your initial, original response to Citrucide (to which I posted) was a tad more on the defensive than you had intended it to be and that is what I picked up on...
naturally anabolic
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AAP, would u honor me with these underground pictures of you that are circulating thru EF?
I didn't know that they were circulating around that much. Hell I just thought I was being thumb tacked to bwood's and Corn's wall for j/o motivation.
Send me an email to [email protected]
I will answer tomorrow.
Send me an email to [email protected]
I will answer tomorrow.
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