Am I wrong for cheating on my sex partner?

[alien amp pharm]

were they impressed?

I couldn't tell from all the tears watering up my eyes.

 

[Forge]

i am right handed, so lefty is my non-mouse hand which makes it my sex hand.

I broke it trying to impress chicks with a snowboard jump.

LOL. I nearly drowned once trying to impress a chick. Yeah, that wasn't very impressive either...

 

[Freddie de Lux]

Hello? Is no one going to comment on the fact that he's seeing his TWIN sister? What type of crazy sister is this anyway? I really hope this story is not true. I'm dizzy, I have to sit down.