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Am I Evil..? (or rather, would you do this?)

AAP

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Ok.. last night, my darling partner (who I was just telling you how much I missed while he was gone and I was on here Sunday night), sees me suffering a bit from allergies during the day.
He tries to give me something earlier in the day but it is an antihistimane - which makes you sleepy - and I tell him no, not now because I don't want to drag all day long.

So at 10PM, I ask him for the antihist, thinking that I would I take it and sleep nicely all night long.

Do I? NO!!!

Why? Because he deliberately gave me a decongestant. I was up until about 4am because I couldn't sleep doing a bunch of nothing but racking up useless wins on Yahoo Pool and sending stupid emails to my friends - who want to kill me today.

I ask him why he did this and he said he would rather have me up on the internet all day than laying in bed snoring and keeping him awake.

Now, the AAP don't snore. Bitch got me mixed up with someone else.

So, tonight when he goes to bed, I am thinking of emptying out his water glass on the nightstand and refilling it with Water Joe Xtra.
Water Joe is a bottled water that contains the same amount of caffiene as coffee. It is clear like water and tastes (or rather tasteless) like water. You can't tell the difference. The Water Joe Xtra has MORE caffiene in it.

Is this bad? Or justified revenge? He will drink the whole damn glass throughout the night and never figure out why he is awake. Of course, I am taking tylenol PM now and will out like a light.
 
:evil:

oh hell yea.. I'd get him back
 
Wouldn't it be more vengeful to just cum in his eye;)
 
EnderJE said:
Vengful chick...note to self..only see Super F ONCE! :evil:
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funny you say that...

After the first visit, its doubtful you will be able to see for a couple days :evil:
 
I ain't gay.

We just so poor we have to share the same bed. Yeah... that's it.
 
No, I wouldnt it, rise above it maing
I dont believe in practical jokes
 
AAP said:
So, tonight when he goes to bed, I am thinking of emptying out his water glass on the nightstand and refilling it with Water Joe Xtra.
Water Joe is a bottled water that contains the same amount of caffiene as coffee. It is clear like water and tastes (or rather tasteless) like water. You can't tell the difference. The Water Joe Xtra has MORE caffiene in it.

Is this bad? Or justified revenge? He will drink the whole damn glass throughout the night and never figure out why he is awake. Of course, I am taking tylenol PM now and will out like a light.
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make it a double. let the pwnage begin!
 
clean out the fridge f everything sweet, except for some of those chocolate laxatives. then do the caffiene water trick. if the caffiene doesnt keep him up, the laxatives will...but you better make sure youre out like a light, because sometimes people on laxatives can make the bedsheets levitate, if you know what i mean ;)
 
. Nostril blockage (nasal congestion) is due to excessive production of the neurotransmitter histamine upon orgasm. The histamine release is essential for orgasm.
Orgasm produces a large amount of histamine from it precursor histidine, an amino acid. Histamine is a vasodilator and acts with Prostaglandins E-2 and I-2, to cause the early swelling, redness, skin hypersensitivity, and heat of an inflammatory response if it attaches to a special receptor on the cells' surface. There are two kinds of histamine receptors, H1 and H2. When H1 receives histamine, it produce some allergic (hypersensitive reactions) symptoms such as pulsating, whole-head pains with a sense of great pressure or bursting within the head, palpitations (low blood pressure, and fast, irregular heart beat), skin sensation (itching and burning sensation), respiratory problems (nasal congestion, sneezing, and asthmatic attack), watering or itchy eyes, stomach and small intestine pain and cramp, and anxiety and agitation like the body being on fire. If your nose and eye lips have a lot of H1 receptors, frequent orgasm can trigger the temporary nasal congestion and produce permanent dark eye circles. Note that a chronic sleeping disorder or deficiency will produce dark eye circles too. Orgasm-induced stress or/and sleeping deficiency generally causes the body to produce excessive stress neurohormone adrenalin, resulting in constriction of blood vessels for trapping histamine in the certain spots of the tissues. Then, an excessive binding of histamine triggers the allergic responses. If you have a hard erection, you may experience the extreme sensation of your glans penis when you achieve orgasm. This is also why the clitoris becomes too sensitive to touch after women achieve their orgasm. The trapping of histamine in the clitoris and glans penis make the local nerves become hypersensitive - allergic!
The binding of Histamine into the H1 receptors causes the problems.
Although H2 receptors acts as a negative feedback loop to turn the allergic response off, the excessive binding of histamine in the H2 receptors that exists in the heart, stomach, nose and eyes will produce a serials of symptoms such as fast heart beat, excessive digestive acid, red and edema in the nose and eyes, and drowsy slumber.
The distribution of the histamine receptors are very genetic, but the amount of the histamine release is food-or nutrition- dependent. Some foods contains a high level of the histamine precursor histidine, glutamine and Vitamin B3 (niacin), which can increase the synthesis of histamine in the body.
You can solve the nasal congestion problem by using nasal spray prior to have sex. Nasal spay can locally and temporarily block the H1 receptors in the nose.
Don't take antihistamine drugs (allergic medicine, the H1 blocker). Elevation of the antihistamine in the bloodstream can cause your impotency if your erection is weak. If you have a hard erection, antihistamine can delay your orgasm, but weaken your erection as well. A chronic use of antihistamine will make you become impotent earlier.
 
YOu have to do it, and to make shure that he stays up, put some X-lax in it... or whatever it is that makes you shit. then he'll definitely stay up!!

Whiskey
 
Im pretty sure that whatever you are thinking and these suggestions falls under the legal definition of poisoning someone.
Someone sticks exlax in my cookies or visine in my cola or any chemical surreptiously slipped into something I consume then Ill send them to jail. I have connections, powerful ones, so if I meet any of you ever, remember that you bastages
 
AAP said:
Is this bad? Or justified revenge?
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I think I'll stick to what I said a long time ago when I first analyzed you, AAP.

You are as bad as a women in terms of your vindictiveness.

I just find it amusing that you haven't grasped that yet.




DIV

:chomp:
 
AAP said:
Ok.. last night, my darling partner (who I was just telling you how much I missed while he was gone and I was on here Sunday night), sees me suffering a bit from allergies during the day.
He tries to give me something earlier in the day but it is an antihistimane - which makes you sleepy - and I tell him no, not now because I don't want to drag all day long.

So at 10PM, I ask him for the antihist, thinking that I would I take it and sleep nicely all night long.

Do I? NO!!!

Why? Because he deliberately gave me a decongestant. I was up until about 4am because I couldn't sleep doing a bunch of nothing but racking up useless wins on Yahoo Pool and sending stupid emails to my friends - who want to kill me today.

I ask him why he did this and he said he would rather have me up on the internet all day than laying in bed snoring and keeping him awake.

Now, the AAP don't snore. Bitch got me mixed up with someone else.

So, tonight when he goes to bed, I am thinking of emptying out his water glass on the nightstand and refilling it with Water Joe Xtra.
Water Joe is a bottled water that contains the same amount of caffiene as coffee. It is clear like water and tastes (or rather tasteless) like water. You can't tell the difference. The Water Joe Xtra has MORE caffiene in it.

Is this bad? Or justified revenge? He will drink the whole damn glass throughout the night and never figure out why he is awake. Of course, I am taking tylenol PM now and will out like a light.
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justified revenge in my opinion
 
4everhung said:
I gaged at the "darling partner" start
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Dude.....

I told you a long time ago that AAP is like a woman, only he's more vindictive.

Why would the "darling partner" phrase unnerve you?




DIV

:chomp:
 
Zebo said:
AAP said:
Now, the AAP don't snore. Bitch got me mixed up with someone else.

QUOTE]

LMAO....now this is why I automatically clicked on an AAP thread.
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I ain't never heard myself snore yet. He lying.
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I gave him a "pass" this time.

He lucked out. Next time, he gets the "evil".
 
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