All women suffer from extreme penis envy

[Frackal]

Its true


8===D~ < -- Penis


>:-/ < --- Woman envying Penis

 

[ZKaudio]

omfg

 

[Nihilist]

on a serious note, he may be onto something here.

 

[onerepmaximum]

I believe it. They are jealous because we have a dick to keep our brains in.

 

[sk*]

Its true


8===D~ < -- Penis


>:-/ < --- Woman envying Penis

<:-/ <- Frackal



-sk

 

[FitFossil]

I think it's a relief not to have a penis, as it seems to be the root of most guys' problems. I wouldn't mind if my body manufactered a little extra testosterone though!

 

[sk*]

I think it's a relief not to have a penis, as it seems to be the root of most guys' problems. I wouldn't mind if my body manufactered a little extra testosterone though!

LIAR!

You know you want a penis! (indian voice)

-sk

 

[onerepmaximum]

I think it's a relief not to have a penis, as it seems to be the root of most guys' problems.

That's what I'd say if I didn't have one and was jealous, too.

 

[Nihilist]

That's what I'd say if I didn't have one and was jealous, too.

beat me to it.

BTW, id nail both those whores in your avatar.

 

[onerepmaximum]

beat me to it.

BTW, id nail both those whores in your avatar.

Yes, I would too. They both wish they had a cock, anyways. Why not mine?

 

[Silent Method]

LIAR!

You know you want a penis! (indian voice)

-sk

Hold on, wait a second, STOP the thread!

I'm lost. Do you mean indian voice like native American, or do you mean from India?


OK, roll it.

 

[sk*]

Hold on, wait a second, STOP the thread!

I'm lost. Do you mean indian voice like native American, or do you mean from India?


OK, roll it.

Apu from the Simpsons would do!

-sk

 

[Silent Method]

Tankyou und coomagain!

 

[RottenWillow]

Several good reasons not to have a penis

You get horny and everyone knows it.

You cant fake arousal when you want to with a sex partner

Too small you get ridiculed, too big and you have to hold back during penetration.

Requires frequent adjustments to hang properly in pants.

Demand is not NEARLY as great as it is for what I already have.

 

[jackangel]

frackal, wtf.

you're only one woman, don't generalize.

 

[strangebrew]

Several good reasons not to have a penis

You get horny and everyone knows it.

Okay, I'm gonna have to stop you right there. This one is completely false. I could be naked and no one would know I'm horny. I'm just that small. Oh, and flacid, I'm very flacid.

 

[RottenWillow]

Oh, and flacid, I'm very flacid.

Too much finasteride?

 

[strangebrew]

Too much finasteride?

No way, I've never touched any steroids, I'm just flacid.


Flacid.

 

[RottenWillow]

No way, I've never touched any steroids, I'm just flacid.


Flacid.

Do you wrap it with masking tape to penetrate?

 

[strangebrew]

Do you wrap it with masking tape to penetrate?

Thats just stupid. I cut a hole in one of those cheese hotdogs, and then I use masking tape to keep it still.

 

[RottenWillow]

Thats just stupid. I cut a hole in one of those cheese hotdogs, and then I use masking tape to keep it still.

Great action, pumping a cheese dog. You wouldnt need a vagina.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

wow, cheese dog pumping, wow...

 

[Testosterone boy]

Its true..............women are envious. Their denials are to be expected of course.


Having a penis wouldn't be nearly as cool if it bled 25% of the time though.

 

[sorerotators]

"Demand is not NEARLY as great as it is for what I already have."

Shit! She just blew our entire theory out of the water!

OWNED!