A problem with toilets (seriously)

[Stanknogger]

I dunno what it is but whenever I take a dump in my toilet in my apartment it clogs. I mean EVERY SINGLE TIME. And then I trty to plunge it and I think maybe 10% of the time it overflows before I can shut down the water spilling shitwater all over my floor. This happens to me ALL THE TIME at toilets that are not those powerful injection ones (or public toilets, it doesnt usually happen there)

This is pretty distresing beecause I can never take a crap at a freidns house, or a relatives and I think I spend 5 min -10 min per day plunging my damn toilet at home

So can you please suggest something to help?? Why does this occur? What can I do?

P.S. I like my craps the way they are, usually they are so clean the first wipe yields no brown at all, i dont wanna have runny craps that get all over my butt

 

[Stiffler]

try a different brand of TP???

 

[Murman]

Try flushing before you wipe your butt and then after you wipe it.

 

[Stiffler]

Try flushing before you wipe your butt and then after you wipe it.

THAT COULD WORK

 

[Stanknogger]

Dang I will try that. I dunno if my dumps are BIG or HARD or what, i dont tend to compare mine to other peoples hehe

 

[primetime21]

i am thinking if i had toilet problems, i would call a plumber. Perhaps he can juice your toilet for you.

 

[Smurf the little pea.]

Two or three pieces per wipe. Double flush your toilet, right after you go, and then again after you wipe. And if you have to wipe more then ten times, fuck it and take a shower.

 

[playdo]

Just shit in your pants...whats the big deal

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[ladyhawk25]

OMG...... what the hell where you thinking stank when you posted this mess. this has nothing to do with dieting maybe you should call a plummer he knows more about shit than anyof us on here lol ........and my guess is take a look at your shit if its bigger than a pepperoin stick than you got a prob....

 

[Murman]

plummer he knows more about shit than anyof us on here lol

Hey speak for yourself I know my shit

 

[ladyhawk25]

lol hehehe funny mur ...... i know about my shit to but obviously he didnt lol or he wouldnt have post that message

 

[Godzila]

man I had the same problem! I had to have the plunger on stand-by every fucking time I dropped the kids off at the pool!! I callled the landlord and she got the plumber up there, well it turns out all the Q-Tips I had been flushing had clogged that fucker up. She was pretty pissed at me.

 

[ladyhawk25]

didnt your mama ever tell u not to flush things down the toilet except toilet paper lol

 

[Murman]

didnt your mama ever tell u not to flush things down the toilet except toilet paper lol

hehehe

 

[ladyhawk25]

these posts crack me up u know that ........ where do they come up with some of this stuff .......but that last one i replyed to i got a real good chuckel out of it and from what i read mur so did you ... lol hehehehe