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50,000 Karma hits for her keester.
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Exosist
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Humor has asked me on another thread so here is the sad story.....
At about 12 AM that Friday, I figured I load her up full of Ketel 1 (vodka) first, so I made us a few martinis. We were at my house…
To make a long story short…It sucked… She screamed before I could even get it in. after 4 or five lousy attempts (with KY) she screamed some more. The pain scream, not the happy do me harder and forever scream. After a few ins and outs and half my most of my ear drum destroyed, I stopped.
I began to think about my ex, ex, girlfriend who took it up the keester like a champ but, she was not as hot as this one, you win some you loose some.
Then I started to think about what I am going to do for my next cycle, and how much money I spend a year on stuff I don’t need.
Anyway…..
But, I did what I did, and did what I wanted to do.
It was a fair trade I guess; I took her keester, she took my ear drums.
Exosist
At about 12 AM that Friday, I figured I load her up full of Ketel 1 (vodka) first, so I made us a few martinis. We were at my house…
To make a long story short…It sucked… She screamed before I could even get it in. after 4 or five lousy attempts (with KY) she screamed some more. The pain scream, not the happy do me harder and forever scream. After a few ins and outs and half my most of my ear drum destroyed, I stopped.
I began to think about my ex, ex, girlfriend who took it up the keester like a champ but, she was not as hot as this one, you win some you loose some.
Then I started to think about what I am going to do for my next cycle, and how much money I spend a year on stuff I don’t need.
Anyway…..
But, I did what I did, and did what I wanted to do.
It was a fair trade I guess; I took her keester, she took my ear drums.
Exosist
wayneboard1
New member
Exosist said:Humor has asked me on another thread so here is the sad story.....
At about 12 AM that Friday, I figured I load her up full of Ketel 1 (vodka) first, so I made us a few martinis. We were at my house…
To make a long story short…It sucked… She screamed before I could even get it in. after 4 or five lousy attempts (with KY) she screamed some more. The pain scream, not the happy do me harder and forever scream. After a few ins and outs and half my most of my ear drum destroyed, I stopped.
I began to think about my ex, ex, girlfriend who took it up the keester like a champ but, she was not as hot as this one, you win some you loose some.
Then I started to think about what I am going to do for my next cycle, and how much money I spend a year on stuff I don’t need.
Anyway…..
But, I did what I did, and did what I wanted to do.
It was a fair trade I guess; I took her keester, she took my ear drums.
Exosist
Well win some you lose some. At least post up some pics!
HumorMe
New member
Exosist said:Humor has asked me on another thread so here is the sad story.....
At about 12 AM that Friday, I figured I load her up full of Ketel 1 (vodka) first, so I made us a few martinis. We were at my house…
To make a long story short…It sucked… She screamed before I could even get it in. after 4 or five lousy attempts (with KY) she screamed some more. The pain scream, not the happy do me harder and forever scream. After a few ins and outs and half my most of my ear drum destroyed, I stopped.
I began to think about my ex, ex, girlfriend who took it up the keester like a champ but, she was not as hot as this one, you win some you loose some.
Then I started to think about what I am going to do for my next cycle, and how much money I spend a year on stuff I don’t need.
Anyway…..
But, I did what I did, and did what I wanted to do.
It was a fair trade I guess; I took her keester, she took my ear drums.
Exosist
Hey man keep trying. I doubt many women take it the first time unless you have put things in her there before to get it used to having something there.
It is always painful for them the first few times so don't let her forbid you for trying again. She will have to loosen (no pun intended) up a bit for it to work. Keep trying and it will get better.
It's the effort that counts.
I'll mail ypu some earmuffs. What's the problem? lol jk.
Not sure if you did this or not, and certainly not trying to tell you how to go about railing your woman, BUT................. Did you have regular sex first? Or foreplay or slad tossing? That last one was important. Also using the fingers first helps. Sometimes you need to do the fingers a few times bbefore even attempting to get in with thwe penia (YES penia, not penis) So anyway, if you eat that ass really well, she'll be begging for that ass love.
Also, sticking it in her ass and leaving it there without moving it around for a while might help, just to let her get used to it before thrusting in and out.
or Maybe it's not for her.
Sorry man, I'm taking the Plat membership back. No hard feelings.
Not sure if you did this or not, and certainly not trying to tell you how to go about railing your woman, BUT................. Did you have regular sex first? Or foreplay or slad tossing? That last one was important. Also using the fingers first helps. Sometimes you need to do the fingers a few times bbefore even attempting to get in with thwe penia (YES penia, not penis) So anyway, if you eat that ass really well, she'll be begging for that ass love.
Also, sticking it in her ass and leaving it there without moving it around for a while might help, just to let her get used to it before thrusting in and out.
or Maybe it's not for her.
Sorry man, I'm taking the Plat membership back. No hard feelings.
Exosist
Banned
This thread is starting to kick some major ass.
I did all that fun stuff....
Humor, I understand that it takes time. Like I said eventually my ex ex girlfriend took it like a champ.. BUT, you were right.... in at least two of your posts you told me to calm down and not look forward to it so much...basiclly just chill out... that was the problem really, I built up to it and was all excited... we still had great fuckin sex...
gonelifting, this brings me to your post. We actually had at least an hour of sex before I took the keester. It might not be for her but, she was open to the idea of trying again.
Exosist
I did all that fun stuff....
Humor, I understand that it takes time. Like I said eventually my ex ex girlfriend took it like a champ.. BUT, you were right.... in at least two of your posts you told me to calm down and not look forward to it so much...basiclly just chill out... that was the problem really, I built up to it and was all excited... we still had great fuckin sex...
gonelifting, this brings me to your post. We actually had at least an hour of sex before I took the keester. It might not be for her but, she was open to the idea of trying again.
Exosist
Good stuff. I enjoyed this thread. For some reason, it made me laugh.
