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i masturbate before gym and dont wash my hands

yunusmile

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then touch everything in the gym especially the light female weights. and act like i am doing dropset
(insert small penis tag and joke here)
 
You know damn well that's a lie. There's no gym in Turkey, and even if there is, women certainly wouldn't be allowed to do it.

Now, here's what you should do. Masturbate into your palm, then go to a party and swirl your hand around in the punch bowl when nobody is looking.
 
You fucking ugly small dick Turkish faggot
 
WoodyO said:
You know damn well that's a lie. There's no gym in Turkey, and even if there is, women certainly wouldn't be allowed to do it.

Now, here's what you should do. Masturbate into your palm, then go to a party and swirl your hand around in the punch bowl when nobody is looking.
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ololololololololololololllolo
 
WoodyO said:
You know damn well that's a lie. There's no gym in Turkey, and even if there is, women certainly wouldn't be allowed to do it.

Now, here's what you should do. Masturbate into your palm, then go to a party and swirl your hand around in the punch bowl when nobody is looking.
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nah man that's not doing it right, you gotta stink palm it. Take a huge giant shit, "modestly" wipe with like only 1 or 2 ply's....then sit down on your hand for like 10 minutes. Really get it marinating, then go swirl your hand in the punch bowl.
 
redsamurai said:
nah man that's not doing it right, you gotta stink palm it. Take a huge giant shit, "modestly" wipe with like only 1 or 2 ply's....then sit down on your hand for like 10 minutes. Really get it marinating, then go swirl your hand in the punch bowl.
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Make sure its the right texture rob
 
so now wait
Im confused

should we be washing our hands before thr gym or after masturbation ??
or whats the actual problem here
 
billfred said:
yeah.. who would have ever thought Redsam would have turned this into something about an asshole or shit>???
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no you're right, I should have left it with Woody swirling his yak into the punch. It was completely out of line for me to take it that one step further. :rolleyes:
 
theres some pretty good lookin people of both genders at my gym

but right now its also full of noobs that piss me off....Im all for someone starting out working out but fuck...work with a trainer,work with a friend that has a clue, read a book, pull some sort of plan off the internets something!!
 
shirlene29 said:
theres some pretty good lookin people of both genders at my gym

but right now its also full of noobs that piss me off....Im all for someone starting out working out but fuck...work with a trainer,work with a friend that has a clue, read a book, pull some sort of plan off the internets something!!
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stfu
 
My gym was back to normal at 8pm last night. Looks like quite a bit of the new years resolutioners have given up already.
 
yeah...i finally figured out that most of the news resolution peeps are just filling up the parking lot and going into the different classes...the weight room seems to have its normnal douchebag crowd
 
wtf


new years resoluion folks have more or less died off from what I saw today...now if I could figure out how to have that one asshole that calf raises on the stairs between every set and eye fucks everything with tits in there I'd be all set
 
I generally work out around 4 every day, so I haven't had to deal with too many newbs (though I guess I qualify as a newb since I've only lived here six weeks).
 
Im still the newb at my current gym because I've only had a membership there for 5 months
current gym is pretty cliquey
I miss my old gym :(
 
nefertiti said:
I generally work out around 4 every day, so I haven't had to deal with too many newbs (though I guess I qualify as a newb since I've only lived here six weeks).
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OMG, 4-8 is prime phaggo time in my gym. I wont even go there unless its a day my son has to do cardio right after school. Full of fuck tards pushing and straining and trying their best to rip shoulders apart with the stupidest shit I have ever seen. The noob influx has been terrible this year.
 
I see a fuckton of stupid shit to shoulders too..it must be a club or something
 
who the fuck are you and where is my fucking half of half!!!
 
Theres these two young (19 ish) tiny girls. Little teeny things. Kinda cute yet kinda inbred looking....I watch these two doing front DB raises with 40 lb db's. Heaving and throwing them up. Then put on straps and try DB rows with 80 lb db's. Its excruciating to watch. Then...put the seated maching row on almost full stack and pull and twist and contort their entire body to get reps.
My gym has no staff. Just a computer lock and we all have codes to get in. If it was my gym I'd be there more...but I'd throw these fuckers out.
 
burnthiscorpse said:
Theres these two young (19 ish) tiny girls. Little teeny things. Kinda cute yet kinda inbred looking....I watch these two doing front DB raises with 40 lb db's. Heaving and throwing them up. Then put on straps and try DB rows with 80 lb db's. Its excruciating to watch. Then...put the seated maching row on almost full stack and pull and twist and contort their entire body to get reps.
My gym has no staff. Just a computer lock and we all have codes to get in. If it was my gym I'd be there more...but I'd throw these fuckers out.
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Yum
 
shirlene29 said:
Im still the newb at my current gym because I've only had a membership there for 5 months
current gym is pretty cliquey
I miss my old gym :(
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Mine is cliquey too, but I've still managed to find my groove and I'm friendly with a bunch of the local athletes that train there.

Burn - it doesn't get really bad in my gym till about 5:00-5:30. I'm usually gone by then. Get in, get out.
 
I don't even leave my house until 8pm right now, and I get to the gym 15-20 minutes later. The weight room is usually pretty decent by then. I usually dread news years, and when fall sports starts and all the high school kids start coming in.
 
jiggagold said:
19 year old girls doing 80 pound rows stfu

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I never said they were good rows. I guess a more accurate description would be attempting to do rows.
They heave them out of the rack, roll them to the bench use straps and yank, pull, twist, contort their entire bodies to get what they would call 3-4 reps then drop the DB.
I shit you not bro. I'd video it if it wouldnt be completely obvious. The first thing I thought when I saw them throwing 40 lb db's up for front raises was holy shit I have got to try and video this.
 
I wonder what would even possess them to try and lift heavier than their capabilities. Usually women go the other way. Seems like a great way to get badly hurt.
 
nefertiti said:
I wonder what would even possess them to try and lift heavier than their capabilities. Usually women go the other way. Seems like a great way to get badly hurt.
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Your absolutley right. Its like they are going out of their way to try and hurt themselves. They see me doing front raises 5 ft away with half the weight slow and controlled and it doesnt even register.
Its the closest I have ever come to stepping in and saying whoa...wait a fucking minute...but then I remembered my promise to myself. Fuck everyone else...I dont care...they wont listen anyways.
 
burnthiscorpse said:
Your absolutley right. Its like they are going out of their way to try and hurt themselves. They see me doing front raises 5 ft away with half the weight slow and controlled and it doesnt even register.
Its the closest I have ever come to stepping in and saying whoa...wait a fucking minute...but then I remembered my promise to myself. Fuck everyone else...I dont care...they wont listen anyways.
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*you're*
 
burnthiscorpse said:
Your absolutley right. Its like they are going out of their way to try and hurt themselves. They see me doing front raises 5 ft away with half the weight slow and controlled and it doesnt even register.
Its the closest I have ever come to stepping in and saying whoa...wait a fucking minute...but then I remembered my promise to myself. Fuck everyone else...I dont care...they wont listen anyways.
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You sure you're not just jelly 'cause they outlift you???
 
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