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redsamurai
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god i don't want to laugh cause the situation wasn't funny....but just thinking about some dude demanding to see his wife poop has me in a chuckle fit right now. V did he not beleive you or something when you said you were going to poop? Did he suspect some ulterior motive for you furtively scooting off to the restroom? You should have shown a turtle head one time....would have been all it took. 
No. I didn't understand what I was getting myself into. I look back as an adult and think why didn't I leave then? But when I was a teen there was a lot of denial. It's sick really, but I honestly didn't think he was that bad. It certainly didn't occur to me that he would get as bad as he did. And the worst of it came about 9 years into the relationship.
god i don't want to laugh cause the situation wasn't funny....but just thinking about some dude demanding to see his wife poop has me in a chuckle fit right now. V did he not beleive you or something when you said you were going to poop? Did he suspect some ulterior motive for you furtively scooting off to the restroom? You should have shown a turtle head one time....would have been all it took.
Lol he did not watch me poo. He was outside the bathroom.
You fuck faces.
Sounds like you had parents that didnt give you strong guidance
They never said a word about him until I got pregnant. Then it was too late.
Get a judgement. If he ever decides to get a real job his wages will be garnished.
If you do nothing, your kids lose.
redsamurai
Banned
i'm with woody, i wouldn't mind watching you poo either.....can we do something about that? maybe just a short audio clip of you grinding one out?
Hmm I want to hear some grunts like ur pooping too. Just one audio is cool.
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I have many fetishes, even more bedroom talents. You want me to step on your balls, I can do that. You wanna wear my panties on your head, no problem. Tie me up? Tie you up? Cool. I could get more twisted but I will restrain myself.
I draw the line at shit fettishes and a few other things...
I draw the line at shit fettishes and a few other things...
youpissmeoff
Banned
Yep... Nothing remotely sexy about shit - well unless you are Redsam and 90% of your sexual experience is in the bung hole.
Lol I don't know. Please tell me what that is and I will let you know.
Well naturally it's extremely disgusting V so what's going on for you this weekend?
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Work and work. But I have next weekend off. I gotta figure something out here. Maybe some more training. I'm burning the candle at both ends.
WoodyO
New member
It's when you get a bj while taking a shit.
canadianhitman
Well-known member
LMAO at all the requests for a vid of V pooping.
What's next? A request to be mailed a stool sample?
Some sick mofos up in here.
What's next? A request to be mailed a stool sample?
Some sick mofos up in here.
I have never done that before.
I don't put my head near a toilet unless I have the flu or waaaay too much to drink.
I. Don't. Poo.
Would you like to lay your head on my thighs?
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redsamurai
Banned
redsamurai
Banned
why would anyone want you to step on their balls? honestly i'd much rather you take a poop on me than step on my balls.....but i'd rather not get pooped on, just sayin...who wants their balls squashed?
most married men?
SB has been a dear friend to me, he helped me a lot by lending an ear and talking me thru some difficult stuff. I would never ask him for anything more. And I would certainly not ask a man for money not even a friend.
I heard you had balls the size of peanuts and you had cawk that does a good impression of a hiding turtle.
I knew your bitch ass couldn't resist coming into my thread.
I'm sure you would like it.
You need some new material
That's the pot calling the kettle black.
Can I inject jabronibol?
will you sit on my face?
Suppository only
Thats what a suppository is, jesus christ bor Im trying so hard with you
Fitguy308
Banned
I know bro montana I was kidding Christ
bro montana, pretty good rob...
I'm almost proud
Almost
Almost
Not really, I have plenty of actual stuff to make fun of you for; you, however, only have a singular fictitious 'go to'.
Hes so close yet so far
WoodyO
New member
Post up that damn home brew set-up.
Big Rick Rock
istrator
I want Jebronidrol !
-BRR
-BRR
Fitguy308
Banned
As long as your gentle
Fitguy308
Banned
I love you to
You have to be compensating for something. Most men with tiny little dicks bully women because they are pissed that they have been laughed at in the bedroom.
I have no ammo on you because I don't usually read your posts, unless you address them to me. I don't go into your threads and I don't follow you around the forum. I'm really sorry you were traumatized by some bitch that laughed at your little turtle head, but don't take it out on me.
Hmmm....squirter?
I'm not sure you can handle the truth...
HA! You just told me the truth.
Oh yea? What truth is that?
Squirter?
"You couldnt handle the truth."
Usually thats an obvious indication. As opposed to just "no."
Lol. I read this wrong at first. I was gonna give you my answer in a K message
So I couldnt handle that?
she was talking about the smell...
lololololol
Pffffft nevermind now.....you killed the momentum.
Fitguy308
Banned
il give you a nooner
ololololololol
Why do you still post here
i'm telling
youpissmeoff
Banned
Robin will be upset
Fitguy308
Banned
Why do you not like me
Asshole
Now that's a completely different smell.
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