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jnevin

jnevin

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So today at the gym I was waiting for this dickhole to get done with the squat rack forever. Guy had 3 plates on each side, was doing maybe 1/4 rep "squats" while wearing a belt, and was taking probably 5 minutes in between reps. When dickhole was done he just walked away. I asked him if he was finished as he took of his faggotty belt and wore the most "holy fuck did you all just see what i was lifting" wince face, and he just nodded like a prick. I asked him if he was going to rack his weights and he said "looks like you want to use it bad enough to take care of that". So I did my shit and just brushed it off. Dickhole shot me a look later so I decided to fuck with him.He's a regular there and always uses the pay lockers by the front door but never locks it. He uses the same one every day. So I got change out of my bag, locked the locker, and threw the key in the garbage.

Too much?
 
No. Dick's deserve dick moves.

A quick trip to the receptionist got his shit out fine.
 
That seriously sounds like some shit I would have done. Maybe would have blown out the ink of a pen all over his shit first though.
 
Plunkey-approved move IMO.

I'd like it even if you had broken the key off inside the lock.
 
pffft...i know plenty of dudes that would have handed him his ass for a comment like that...and, they don't all "look" like the kind of dudes that would be doing any ass-handing...he's lucky...you were nice to him...he should count his blessings.
 
ahhahahaaaaaaaaaaa only thing worse than bicep curls at the squat rack is quarter reps
that's great, did you get to see his reaction to the locker?
 
bran987 said:
ahhahahaaaaaaaaaaa only thing worse than bicep curls at the squat rack is quarter reps
that's great, did you get to see his reaction to the locker?
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that part was made up bro, no way jnev would act so childish
 
bran987 said:
ahhahahaaaaaaaaaaa only thing worse than bicep curls at the squat rack is quarter reps
that's great, did you get to see his reaction to the locker?
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I do straight bar biceps curls in the squat rack
and nobody bothers me
in 29 years
I'm not big either
 
Lestat said:
that part was made up bro, no way jnev would act so childish
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I'll be honest... I had a better workout because of this. I stretched and foam rolled to see if he'd freak out. No. Daycare ends @ 2:00 and holmes was up on a bike when I left.
 
jnevin said:
So today at the gym I was waiting for this dickhole to get done with the squat rack forever. Guy had 3 plates on each side, was doing maybe 1/4 rep "squats" while wearing a belt, and was taking probably 5 minutes in between reps. When dickhole was done he just walked away. I asked him if he was finished as he took of his faggotty belt and wore the most "holy fuck did you all just see what i was lifting" wince face, and he just nodded like a prick. I asked him if he was going to rack his weights and he said "looks like you want to use it bad enough to take care of that". So I did my shit and just brushed it off. Dickhole shot me a look later so I decided to fuck with him.He's a regular there and always uses the pay lockers by the front door but never locks it. He uses the same one every day. So I got change out of my bag, locked the locker, and threw the key in the garbage.

Too much?
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I love people who waste my fucking time doing knee bends in the squat rack. You were spot on bro, not too much at all.
 
jnevin said:
So today at the gym I was waiting for this dickhole to get done with the squat rack forever. Guy had 3 plates on each side, was doing maybe 1/4 rep "squats" while wearing a belt, and was taking probably 5 minutes in between reps. When dickhole was done he just walked away. I asked him if he was finished as he took of his faggotty belt and wore the most "holy fuck did you all just see what i was lifting" wince face, and he just nodded like a prick. I asked him if he was going to rack his weights and he said "looks like you want to use it bad enough to take care of that". So I did my shit and just brushed it off. Dickhole shot me a look later so I decided to fuck with him.He's a regular there and always uses the pay lockers by the front door but never locks it. He uses the same one every day. So I got change out of my bag, locked the locker, and threw the key in the garbage.

Too much?
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Nah, just enough :)
 
You should have locked the lock and then wore the key around your neck, while doing straight bar curls in the douche bag's knee bend rack.
 
this is unexpectedly brilliant on your behalf...just the right amount of douchebaggery
 
lol..irony is...im off of my prescribed t3...had a ton of it too...all burned up along with all of my other goodies
 
shirlene29 said:
lol..irony is...im off of my prescribed t3...had a ton of it too...all burned up along with all of my other goodies
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Jooser Alert !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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