Does God make you fat?

[PICK3]

(CBS) We don't recall any of the commandments saying "thou shall eat chocolate cake," but an unusual new study has found that people who regularly attend religious activities are 50 percent more likely to battle obesity by middle age.

God only knows why. The scientists sure don't.

Obesity battle: Does God make you fat? - HealthPop - CBS News

 

[ghettostudmuffin]

People who regularly attend religious activities tend to use less birth control.

The womenz have multiple kids so they get fat.

The dad's get depressed with their fat wives and binge drink and eat chips. They get fat too.

This is my diagnosis.

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

lol ^^^^^^

 

[Mr. dB]

It's all the cakewalks and charity bake sales.

 

[nimbus]

aids makes you skinny

 

[puddlemonkey]

aids makes you skinny

sorry about your luck

 

[uamaverick]

A few years ago I started going to church. From what I noticed, a lot of people in church are fat because they simply don't care at all. The pastor would every now and then talk about how you'll look the same in Heaven as you do in this world, and that we shouldn't worry about changing the way we look. Other members of the congregation simply said that trying to lose weight is a sign of vanity. I had several people rib me at times, calling me muscle man, meathead, and other things. It was playful insults, and I really didn't give a shit. One of the younger guys actually said he was worried about me being in the gym so often, because he knows a lot of bad things happen at the gym. Others said I was misguided for staying in shape because I was only doing it to pick up women.

BTW, there were a lot of affairs going on at this church. A lot of the men who were in decent shape ended up getting caught. I guess they got tired of looking at their fat, disgusting wives every day.

 

[cindylou]

Worrying about what you look like is vanity..but one bite of food past being satisfied is greed and gluttony....no one wants to hear that from the pulpit though and if you belong to a church that preaches the old convenant of tithing..well then you probably won't hear too much about gluttony.

 

[uamaverick]

Yeah, they preached tithing, that it was required according to the Bible. I was making $300 every two weeks, with my bank account dwindling every week. I don't think they wanted my $30.

 

[Joena]

lose weight is a sign of vanity?? Such a sour grape! Church people does not equal good ones, and they are not better than those who don't go to church