What the fuck is the point?? Im in a motel room right now and I have to search through my unpacbbked laundry for a clean pair and Im thinking, WHY???? Can someone answer that for me? I take a shower everyday and after going to the gym. Use babywipes instead of toiletpaper to keep my arse fresh and clean as a whistle(it really does whistle btw).
This is a marketing conspiracy from the Fruit of the loom fruits. I need no such fabric, long gone are the days of short runners shorts where sitting down and Luther may slide out the side unbeknownst to me. Nothing I own could allow for an unannounced escape by Luther.
I say we stop the madness and say "HELL NO" to the marketing bastards who convinced us to wear this stuff. THis is a new century, A NEW MILLENIA. Underwear is an obsolete technology.
JOIN ME!! BURN YOUR UNDERWEAR NOW, RIGHT NOW!!!
THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED!!!!