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your most embarrasing moment in the gym.. EVER!!

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carlsuen

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come on.. let's get a good laugh.. it's getting kinda "down" in here..

i'll share mine first.. most of u might have read this in my journal..

i was squatting my first set of 100kg and on my 3rd rep.. my short gave way and the sound of it tearing was just so loud!! :worried: i'm sure everyone across the room heard it!! man.. i was all red!! i had to replace all the plates and then went back in to the locker room to throw away the shorts and put on my jeans so that i could go out and buy another pair.. ;)

from that day on.. i'm making sure all my pants are stretchables..
 
definately had to be this time, during my BBing days, I was checking out this woman who was fine as hell, went to do laying leg curls, and cut the loudest fart in the world at that point, what are you gonna do. I got up and started laughing.she looked disgusted, and she left the gym.
 
i was being a stud one day, and had the leg press machine loaded up a lil heavier than i shouldve. on my 3rd or 4th rep i was struggling, and in doing so, ripped the loudest fart ever blasted. it echoed and vibrated like crazy off of the pad and just made it louder. about 10 ppl heard it. most laughed, but 1 fat bitch thought it was gross. oh well, i had to laugh too cuz it was damn funny
 
myfault said:
:FRlol::FRlol:

i have a feeling most of these are going to be fart stories
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maybe u could just change ur name to myfart then....
j/k :p

i feel left out, i actually don't have a really good story. the closest thing to a good story is when i got stuck under the bar incline benching 90lbs when i was a total noob :(
 
Training for a few competitions some time ago, I would always take a bunch of supplement pills to give myself some energy to go on...I had a pretty calorie deficient diet so my stomach would burn like crazy.

One leg day I was doing walking lunges, which always make my stomach sick anyway. Well, I got so sick I just had to throw up all over. Most in the garbage can, but you know. It was so gross...smelly liver pills.

By the way, did you know liver pills make your pee/poo smell like burnt rubber? Hahahaaaaa!!! :)
 
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I have never really had one but I will tell you the funniest thing I have ever seen in the gym.

I was riding the bike next to my training partner all was good after a 1 1/2 hr work out. We were joking about a treadmill that was stuck on. It was going really fast (like a full blown run). Next thing I know this guy is making his way over to it and goes to step on it. He didn't realize it was running when he hopped up on it it threw him backward taking his feet and shooting them backwards right out from under him. He did a face plant right on the track and then that threw him completely off the machine. I couldn't help but laugh. He ended up being ok but my stomach hurt from laughing so hard ;)
 
I would have to say that my worst was back in high school. I was at the gym and I was doing a half ass jog on the treadmill, when this hot (I mean hot) girl hopped on the treadmill next to me. She had that thing cranked up to about 8mph and a pretty damn good incline. So me, being a dumb young man, I thought I would be all stud like and try to match her. I think I kept up with her for about 2 minutes and then she bumped up her speed a bit more. She looked over at me and smiled and about the time I was going to bump mine up to match hers, I missed a step and BAM! That damn treadmill slung me off like a damn sling shot. Everyone in that damn room had to have pissed themselves. I gathered myself up and quickly walked off to the locker room. Man that's a good memory to chuckle over hehe.

JM
 
i would have to say mine was also a fart situation as well. I went to do some db flat bench presses, when i picked up the 80's from the floor and let one go. It woulded have been so bad but there was just me and a girl in there. i couldnt blame anyone but myself.
 
a couple years ago i was in the gym in my parents apartment complex. now this gym is filled with middle age people and senior citizens. this was after taking some time off and i was doing bench press and went heavier than i should have and couldnt handle the weight. i had it rested on my chest and couldnt handle it any longer, i tilted to the right side and all the plates on that side came crashing off onto the ground. then, the other side being much heavier, i got flown to the left and the plates flew off on the ground. it was the loudest thing ever in this tiny gym with all these older people lookin at me like i was crazy. pretty embarrasing.
 
carlsuen said:
come on.. let's get a good laugh.. it's getting kinda "down" in here..

i'll share mine first.. most of u might have read this in my journal..

i was squatting my first set of 100kg and on my 3rd rep.. my short gave way and the sound of it tearing was just so loud!! :worried: i'm sure everyone across the room heard it!! man.. i was all red!! i had to replace all the plates and then went back in to the locker room to throw away the shorts and put on my jeans so that i could go out and buy another pair.. ;)

from that day on.. i'm making sure all my pants are stretchables..
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after a workout i was on the treadmill. i turned it up to a level 9 and tripped and fell on the belt and it like threw me across the room. i was all chubby too. i looked like a fuckin beached walrus getting thrown into the middle of the floor.
 
good stories everyone... i wish i had something interesting to share, but nothing relaly embarresing happened to me in the gym...

aside from doing a drop set from hell on bench press, and i was grunting and groaning like a little wimp and only had the 45lb bar in my hands... :(

everyone was looking at me like some kind of weirdo...
 
This happened to me just last week:
I was doing one legged box hops and lost my footing, I landed on both feet instead of one and did one of those gymnastics back hops to gain my balance. Some poor guy was standing behind me, I gave him a reverse headbutt to his mouth, and he bit my scalp.....kinda gross. My head is still bruised.

This is the funniest training related thing I have ever witnessed:
My old volleyball partner and I were invited to train at this exclusive members only club where everyone is stuck up beyond belief... There are two courts side by side, one men's one women's, the place was packed with guys waiting to play and some random folks watching.
We were in the middle a hitting drill, where she went up to hit a ball and RIPPED the biggest fart I have ever heard come out of a woman. The WHOLE place stopped and fell silent with "was that real?," "did that come out of her?," type of looks on their faces. She busted out laughing. Then some old man yelled really loud, "yeah, thats the woman for me"... it was hilarious.
 
So I was a tall skinny freshman in college. I'd been lifting at my parents health club but had no real experience/information on lifting. Anyway, I joined a small hard-core meat-head gym close to where I lived because they only charged monthly.

So I was warming up, getting ready for a bench day. Now, I warmed up by holding a 5 lb plate in my hands and doing arm rotations. Pretty funny in itself. Like watching a giraffe imitate a windmill.

This gym had a low ceiling. So the first time I swung the weight over my head *SMASH* I broke the overhead flourescent light and I was SHOWERED in glass and whatever that dust is inside the bulb. I thought the HUGE mofo working the desk was going to kill me. I just stood there while he swept up. I quickly left and never went back.
 
great stories everyone.. man.. i can't imagine falling off a treadmill at high speed.. smashing your face hard on the tread and thrown back so far.. HAHAHAHAHAH!!! that was a good laugh..
 
man, i dont know what it is, but farts are just hilarious. i guess after years of being scolded for ripping them at the dinner table or in line at the grocery store, that little kid comes out whenever we hear one or rip one ourselves :)
 
These stories REALLY made me laugh. I have so many stories I don't know where to start. Ill just say this, I have let HUGE stinkers go, and then someone walks over and i know they want to die, and i just think to myself "haha sucker"
 
Farts are an institution at my house. All boys. My 2 yr old son's first two words he put together were "skinky fut" right after his big brother ripped an award winner.
They learned from Dad and Grama... she likes to let them go when no one's expecting it, grocery store, post office, movies, then she quickly scoots away to leave you with the evidence and the dirty looks!
 
I was doing dumbbell pullovers lying across a bench. I was using some decent weight but didn't have myself balanced properly. As I tried to lower the weight behind my head, the dumbbell pulled me right over. It must of looked like I was doing a back flip off the bench... embarrassed to say the least.
 
jmt24 said:
a couple years ago i was in the gym in my parents apartment complex. now this gym is filled with middle age people and senior citizens. this was after taking some time off and i was doing bench press and went heavier than i should have and couldnt handle the weight. i had it rested on my chest and couldnt handle it any longer, i tilted to the right side and all the plates on that side came crashing off onto the ground. then, the other side being much heavier, i got flown to the left and the plates flew off on the ground. it was the loudest thing ever in this tiny gym with all these older people lookin at me like i was crazy. pretty embarrasing.
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We can't see or hear too well ... plus we're buzzed from meds.

They probably never even noticed. :)
 
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