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Your Most Awkward Relationship Moment

Aside from getting divorced, cause that was awkward-ish, I think it might have been my first date ever. I bit into a cherry tomato and it squirted across the table and hit her in the eye and got her whole blouse. She was allergic to tomatoes and swole up. Not as bad as Will Smith in Hitch, but not so good either.

Nev's a P-I-M-P.
 
heatherrae said:
I'm trading my yorkie in for a chihuahua...lol. He sleeps with me every night and hasn't earned his keep yet.

:lmao:
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After fiesty's incident with the dog. Heather and her decide to buy a specific breed of kitty.

kittypc3.jpg
 
once had a chic that i had been trying to talk into having anal, she was naturally reluctant because she had never done it before. chic was really into me, so i guess she had decided to give it a try one night while we are going at it. she is on top of me grinding and then pulls me out and sticks it in her ass. after i bust she is laying there on top of me and says "i love you" as if that was some kind of way of showing me how much she cared :rolleyes: of course i do the right thing and ignore her. later that night she ask me how come i didn't say anything when she said those 3 words sa i did what any guy in my position would do and said i didn't hear her. :)
 
...when Ilk saw me naked










well almost naked






















dancing in a pair of her knickers














the lace pink ones
















the lace pink, crotchless ones







:worried:
 
The Shadow said:
...when Ilk saw me naked
well almost naked
dancing in a pair of her knickers
the lace pink ones
the lace pink, crotchless ones
:worried:
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How the hell did you fit in those? pics please. I don't think I've ever seen pink, crotchless, lacy knickers
 
feisty11975 said:
How the hell did you fit in those? pics please. I don't think I've ever seen pink, crotchless, lacy knickers
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All the good parts DIDNT fit


LOL
 
feisty11975 said:
hahahaha
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yeah


:worried:



That's what SHE said............




I mentioned that "Oh..hehehe - you are laughing with me"


to which she replied



"But you arent laughing"
 
The Shadow said:
yeah


:worried:



That's what SHE said............




I mentioned that "Oh..hehehe - you are laughing with me"


to which she replied



"But you arent laughing"
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She was pissed cause you ruined her favorite pair of knickers
 
Bigroof said:
once had a chic that i had been trying to talk into having anal, she was naturally reluctant because she had never done it before. chic was really into me, so i guess she had decided to give it a try one night while we are going at it. she is on top of me grinding and then pulls me out and sticks it in her ass. after i bust she is laying there on top of me and says "i love you" as if that was some kind of way of showing me how much she cared :rolleyes: of course i do the right thing and ignore her. later that night she ask me how come i didn't say anything when she said those 3 words sa i did what any guy in my position would do and said i didn't hear her. :)
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you're a cruel man
 
The Shadow said:
...when Ilk saw me naked

well almost naked

dancing in a pair of her knickers


the lace pink ones


the lace pink, crotchless ones


:worried:
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Worthless without pics.

But what a mental image :rolleyes:

I gotta ask, since inquiring minds want to know, Shadow, what were you dancing to? :qt:
 
musclemom said:
Worthless without pics.

But what a mental image :rolleyes:

I gotta ask, since inquiring minds want to know, Shadow, what were you dancing to? :qt:
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Staying Alive.....well you can tell by the way I use my walk......I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
 
The Shadow said:
Staying Alive.....well you can tell by the way I use my walk......I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
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HA

I thought for sure you'd say the Rocky theme song. You know you were jumping up and down with your hands in the air. Thats why Ilk was laffing...that thing just bouncing around. ;)
 
feisty11975 said:
HA

I thought for sure you'd say the Rocky theme song. You know you were jumping up and down with your hands in the air. Thats why Ilk was laffing...that thing just bouncing around. ;)
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LOL


I have a bruised kneecap from doing that the week before


LOL
 
Bigroof said:
once had a chic that i had been trying to talk into having anal, she was naturally reluctant because she had never done it before. chic was really into me, so i guess she had decided to give it a try one night while we are going at it. she is on top of me grinding and then pulls me out and sticks it in her ass. after i bust she is laying there on top of me and says "i love you" as if that was some kind of way of showing me how much she cared :rolleyes: of course i do the right thing and ignore her. later that night she ask me how come i didn't say anything when she said those 3 words sa i did what any guy in my position would do and said i didn't hear her. :)
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i am convinced "selective hearing" prolonged my parents marriage.
 
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