You know you've been dieting too long when ...

[dieslgrl]

you know you have been dieting too long when...

#1. your favorite TV program is " Cooking Live with Emeril"

#2. you read cooking magazines and cut out recipes that you may never ever make

#3. you bake cookies and make everyone around you eat them

#4. you get in nearly ten fender-benders in one day

#5. you lost your keys for the tenth time in one day

#6. you walk into the gym in the morning, and the person on "your bike" gets off when they see you coming

#7. People stop saying hello in the gym.

ok, I have been dieting since January.. who can beat that?

dg

 

[SteelWeaver]

I empathise with you DG - I WAS dieting since January until last week, when I started eating, and eating, and eating ...

But went back on a nice clean diet today - for MASS GAIN. <chew, chew, chew> lol

You just did one show, right? And the next is soon?

Hang in there!

 

[lilchit]

9) You waste hours in the supermarket just reading the nutritional labels of foods you can't eat, picking them up, reading them, putting them back.

 

[VooDoo Lady]

#6. you walk into the gym in the morning, and the person on "your bike" gets off when they see you coming



heeheehee! Love that!!

how about this:

When Protein Frosting starts to sound good!

 

[Robert Jan]

lol @ mag....


"You realize you don't know how to eat without a meal plan and a total calorie count & p/f/c ratio for the day."

I dont... actually. I dont think i could anymore... id feel like im cheating all day... I`m currently bulking at 40/36/24... 3350 kcals bumping to 3550 today....

oats... plain chicken.... eggwhites.... oils

 

[BrickGirl]

I have been reading this thread laughing all week, well, my kid who is 3 years old, finally gave me one to post he said

"Mommy, can I please have that coloring book, pretty please with sugar on top, no, wait, I mean with rice and a big steak!"

I shit you not, that is what he said. I have for sure been dieting too long when my 3 year old knows better.

 

[SteelWeaver]

"Mommy, can I please have that coloring book, pretty please with sugar on top, no, wait, I mean with rice and a big steak!"

I shit you not, that is what he said. I have for sure been dieting too long when my 3 year old knows better.

OMG, BrickGirl - THAT is the funniest thing I've heard in a while. LMAO! You must have just doubled over when you heard that.

 

[Ceebs]

Bumping an oldie but goodie. @#$^% I HATE DIETING!

 

[w84me]

You tell your kids to go scrape their plates in to the dog bowl because you don't trust yourself to do it.

Then your jealous of the dog!

 

[w84me]

1. Never eat more than you can lift.

2. If you are what you eat, then I'm fast, cheap and easy.

3. Veni, Vedi, Vegi . . . I came, I saw, I had a salad.