You know you've been dieting too long when ...

[VooDoo Lady]

Your mouth waters uncontrollably at the mere THOUGHT of a Pure Protein Chewy Chocolate Chip protein bar *drool*

 

[Sassy69]

... when your taste buds stop working.

 

[magdelana]

Diet?

For me low cal is only eating half the cow at a time.

 

[rez]

1) You're hard-boiled vegetarian, but you find yourself slowing and stopping to look at the pics outside the KFC, then you realise you're salivating.
What else ya got, ladies?

there is a kfc right next to my gym..i hate fried food...but the smell is UNbelieveable..and totally unfair when ure about to do cardio FTITM on an empty stomach

 

[Arioch]

For me low cal is only eating half the cow at a time.

Do you need a coach?

 

[SteelWeaver]

Yeah. OMG, I gotta see more of this woman. Give us more than your legs Mags!

So the Georgians have converted you to carnivorism? I bet the chickens are sighing in relief!

 

[Wombat]

You take a bit of a brownie or something just to spit it all out----

You stop going to see a movie just so you don't get tempted by the popcorn

You go through 150 plastic baggies in less then 2 weeks----

The clock becomes your bible(and you even begin to watch the second hands)

If you miss a meal even by just 15min----you feel your whole day is fucked up

You cook "real" food just to smell it and then to throw it out

You realize that every fucking TV commerical is about food and beer

You wonder how in the hell if your with someone thats eating something really good that they could leave it on their plate just to get thrown out

the bakery in the supermarket becomes your 2nd home just for the smell

 

[Sumo'sBaby]

When you tell your friends steamed chicken breasts is an acquired taste.

 

[SteelWeaver]

You realize that every fucking TV commerical is about food and beer

Ha ha. You realise that no matter WHERE you go, there is some food there that's not on your diet. Even in a clothing store, you'll see some kid eating an ice-cream or something.

 

[Cheetarah]

9) You waste hours in the supermarket just reading the nutritional labels of foods you can't eat, picking them up, reading them, putting them back.

I can SOO relate to #9!